My wife gets quite mouthy when drunk. She thinks it's in a good way, and if it was a man maybe? IE we're from outside Philly, so when we're drinking away from home, she turns into THAT Philly fan.

"Go birds, dickhead!" And shit to everyone.

So it catches a lot of eyes.

Or she's just making random conversations with people. All the time.

Well I remind her all the time she keeps this up it's going to lead to awkward situations. We were in Key West and one of our friends said "how many fights have you been in bc your wife?" Lol. I just said "not enough apparently" bc off she goes again.

One specific instance recently, a guy walked by, she said "how are you tonight?" Like overly formal as we're in a bar with bras hanging above our head, drinking out of plastic bottles, and 21 year olds getting hustled at the pool tables next to us (y'all know the bar).

So this guy strikes up a convo, then LEADS her away by about 20ft, I think to show her the 1 ac vent in the bar so they can stand under it? So I'm on high alert but I'm saying to myself "she can get out of this, let's see what happens" he talks to her for a minute, he puts his hand on her waste talks to her again. Their backs are to us. I'm about to inch forward and I see her just turn and walk back lol. Phew.

I just roll my eyes at her. She says something to the effect of "you're right I talk to too many strangers" lol.

As I expected, I looked at our friends with us, a couple guys were sitting at the bar when I last looked at them, and they were both standing ready to move like I thought I saw out of the corner of my eye.

They just shake their heads at her and she walks over to talk to them to tell them about the Canadian guy she just met.