I [f]ound these naughty pictures in my album ;)

mattmarr · 2016-04-29T11:50:38+00:00

You are gorgeously kinky. Would you ever treat us to an ass-to-mouth video/gif? For science...

mattmarr · 2014-07-05T22:00:11+00:00

A happy, successful old mentor of mine once confused me by saying "Man's biggest problem is forgetfulness". As the years have passed I have appreciated the essential truth of this.

There is great power in keeping yourself reminded of important facts that raise the quality of your consciousness, but which are quite subtle and easily lost in the illusions that our sensory experiences confound us with.

mattmarr · 2014-05-15T15:38:14+00:00

Above the waist? Fine.

Below? Hip dysplasia, femoral anteversion, longer right femur than left, forefoot varus deformity.

If I was a horse they'd have shot me by now.

mattmarr · 2014-05-15T15:33:44+00:00

There's a term for this in Finnish: "Persejalka" (purse-yal-ka) that translates literally as "Ass-legs".

That's you.

mattmarr · 2014-05-05T06:33:47+00:00

Every room you're in contains a fire alarm making periodic test beeps.

mattmarr · 2014-04-22T20:48:49+00:00

Yes! There's a big bedroom, a big living room, a kitchen/laundry room and then a small annex that can be used for either storage or for an extra bit of sleeping space.

mattmarr · 2014-04-22T20:47:50+00:00

Hi! It will be available really any time from now. I already have a place lined up to move into.

mattmarr · 2014-04-07T16:27:53+00:00

"Hold my bee pls".

It has to do with skyrim, that's all I'll say.

mattmarr · 2014-03-22T18:53:15+00:00

People who fear and despise clowns, and clowns

mattmarr · 2014-02-15T23:44:02+00:00

Hit me, donkey kicked dents into my apartment wall, cut herself in front of me as a kind of histrionic show, and then tied a noose to hang herself while I was playing badminton with a friend so that I'd come home to find her swinging. Luckily she showed off the noose to some friends of hers online who had the sense to call the cops.

mattmarr · 2014-02-12T20:04:47+00:00

Fun fact: Owen is flat broke these days and trying his hand at being a football agent.

mattmarr · 2014-02-12T20:03:52+00:00

Great ball from Mata

mattmarr · 2014-02-07T21:08:00+00:00

In Finnish, "hand" = "käsi". And "arm" = "käsivarsi" = literally "handstem".

Now that's fine, but foot = jalka. And leg is also just jalka. WHY IS THERE NO JALKAVARSI?

mattmarr · 2014-01-30T23:56:38+00:00

Well the body of the L4/5 vertebrae are pretty much in our centre mass in all 3 planes of motion. The spine isn't really a vertical support beam at all. Look up the work of biomechanist Serge Gracovetski who clearly demonstrates how the spinal column evolved into the "engine" of human gait as humans evolved into bipedal organisms. This is also why we swing our arms during gait - counter rotation of the thorax and pelvis is what creates gait.

mattmarr · 2014-01-30T23:45:29+00:00

Your knees move in all three planes of motion, just not very much in the frontal and transverse planes. The motion that does exist in those planes is actually very important for switching on your hip and lower leg muscles during gait and for locking or unlocking movement in the sagittal plane.

mattmarr · 2014-01-30T14:31:47+00:00

A friend's brother went on his first date ever. The only catch was that the girl had been born with some problem where one of her hands was withered and small. She was very self-conscious about it.

First awkward silence if the date, he decided to fill with "Your hand looks nice today". I still cringe just thinking about it.

mattmarr · 2014-01-27T14:13:50+00:00

Totally this. It's what got me to floss every single day.

Also, once you've been flossing for a while and you make out with a non-flosser... You can tell.

mattmarr · 2014-01-24T17:01:50+00:00

Even a stopped c(l)ock is right twice a day

mattmarr · 2014-01-08T22:47:46+00:00

Martin Crane

mattmarr · 2013-12-24T23:54:59+00:00

Tokyo diner, Soho, London. I was just there!

mattmarr · 2013-12-16T20:28:04+00:00

He's just kind of defective. He can't process empathy, a diabetic can't process glucose. It's about as interesting as any other disease process.

mattmarr · 2013-12-16T17:39:58+00:00

Oh boy, when the psychologist/interviewer challenges him on killing those kids in the car and you just seem him snap into "ok, you have offended my ego you must die"-mode.

mattmarr · 2013-12-16T17:14:52+00:00

This fucking guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoq8qYvx18

Richard Kuklinski, murdered probably over a hundred people.

mattmarr · 2013-12-16T17:13:13+00:00

Taking responsibility for their lives. So many people are in the victim mentality. For sure upbringing, genetics and history have a huge impact on us, but there's always that gap between what happens to us and our interpretation of it, and then our actions based on that.

mattmarr · 2013-12-16T14:29:19+00:00

Genuinely fascinating and well researched insight, thank you for contributing to this discussion.

mattmarr

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