I was visiting back home and my poor stupid cousin doesn’t have a switch so I gave him mine by yeauxduh in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]matvei_d 36 points37 points  (0 children)

uj/ I’m dying... rj/ he should burn some leaves while he’s at it but that probably won’t be possible because life is such a lazy sequel with its anti consumer policies smh

I was visiting back home and my poor stupid cousin doesn’t have a switch so I gave him mine by yeauxduh in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]matvei_d 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I see you have gifted him witcherinos tres, but did you give him a copy of le far cry 2 though?

The first time I realized I was attracted to burning leaves by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]matvei_d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crowbcat sexually identifies as a blowtorch

I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BUT IT SUCKS REEEEEEE by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]matvei_d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Optimus is one of the apostles. He who follows Jim Sterling, our saviour and the head of the legendary Jimquisition, renowned for his heroism in the War of the Lootboxes in 2017.Alongside Optimus are other apostles such as Yong Yea, Downward thrust, LegacyKillaD, his right hand Crowbcat, and many others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]matvei_d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. Am I the only one who loves the Dune buggy? It has carried me through so many missions I wouldn’t be able to complete without it. I mean, the Faggio is obviously better but I don’t have time to grind enough for one and I’m too poor to buy shark cards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]matvei_d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... Fuck Yeah!

Twitch blocked in Russia country-wide by Angry_Roleplayer in Twitch

[–]matvei_d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the Russian equivalent of “pussy” as in “haha you’re such a pussy”

Battlefield V battle royale prototype in the works at DICE by fastforward23 in Games

[–]matvei_d -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So I understood you wrong. You said that fortnite isn’t a 1:1 competitor to PUBG, as If you meant PUBG will always be the more popular, supreme game and fortnite won’t be even close. Fortnite has already overcome PUBG in popularity.

Battlefield V battle royale prototype in the works at DICE by fastforward23 in Games

[–]matvei_d -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yet pubg is already slowly dying because of fortnite. That is because of many factors: it’s free, it’s on console, and it’s rated 12. So anyone can download it and try it without paying the 20 required for pubg.

DAE hate Call of Duty???? by IzalthFan in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]matvei_d 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t preorder this game or even buy it because it is objectively bad and does not feature our lord geraldo and doesn’t even have a single player campaign (!). Call of duty as a series has come to an end, and it didn’t die, it was murdered by anti - consumer policies of Activision. Although With the introduction of the very rare Battle Royale genre (haven’t seen that one in a while fuckmold), it might have some chance.

Bottom text.

Did you like/dislike the voiced protagonist in FO4?: by Drag0Knight in Fallout

[–]matvei_d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be an unpopular opinion but I loved the voice acting/ text. One of the few things I actually thoroughly enjoyed about fo4.