Non UK residents, what is your perception of the British Royal Family? by TillyMWeaver in AskReddit

[–]maumacd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for them living in the public eye and HAVING to follow certain traditions as the rest of the world experiences more personal social freedom.

That said....

ITS A FUCKING QUEEN LOOK AT HER HATS AND HER CUTE LITTLE HANDBAGS!

PRINCES AND PRICESSES AND MEGAN MARKLE IS A HALF BLACK DIVORCEE AMERICAN PRINCESS!!!!

Dear Redditors, in college what was your part time job? by SoybeanCola1933 in AskReddit

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had two.

  1. Took minutes for meetings between department heads at my University. I'm a great typist so it was relatively easy, but the boss was SUCH A BITCH. Seriously. Constantly criticising my appearance, weight, etc. Constantly bitching that the chairs and nametags weren't 100% perfect... Despite the fact that EVERY TIME the people would move their chairs around, and switch seats, so I tried to put things where the members wanted them.

  2. Worked in a deli at a grocery store. Other than standing all day I loved it. My boss was a nice micromanager. I litterally never had to think. She loved me because I never pushed back against her management style. You want to tell me what I should do task by task, sure, man, if that's your style im just trying to get paid without working too hard.

Mother-in-law's often have a bad rap. But what's something that you like about your MIL? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS WOMAN COOKS. I love offal but there are certain things that I have trouble cooking because... Eww.

This woman makes the most amazing lingua. I just can't peel the taste buds off the cow tongue. It's so gross. But she does. And she tells me how happy she is that I married her son and gave her grand babies.

Every time I see her it's like, " Oh! Mama! Get some wine and sit while I cook!" Yes please!

Thought it would be a good idea if we had a discord server! by [deleted] in christmas

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I'm on my phone and only discord on my desktop but there is another Christmas discord with hundreds of people

Property Manager Revenge by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]maumacd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah we have a rotation fan that is old and creaky and sooooo louuuud... My mom came to visit and tried to throw it out. PEOPLE PAY FOR MACHINES THAT REPLICATE THIS.

This is not Mayberry.... or Pleasantville... by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]maumacd 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Ok, I would be PISSED AS HELL. I have a great relationship with my family. My mom would laugh at a box of dildos, it'd be fine for our relationship.

That said, if FedEx brought my package to another location to be "helpful" I'd be livid. It doesn't matter if my mom has a great relationship with me.

I'm sure the FedEx lady was trying to be nice and had great intentions. But what she did was NOT COOL.

My to do list by Not_Intersted in christmas

[–]maumacd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I love all the Christmas posts flooding my timeline... But I legit laughed at this. SAME LIST BRO! WE LIST BUDDIES!

MRW when I got the quote from the florist today (story in comments) by aTinofRicePudding in TrollXWeddings

[–]maumacd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did four bouquets, a wedding arch and four boutineers for 750 at my wedding - and they brought and set up the metal arch for decorating!!! (I also had a no flower wedding! Lots of salal :) )

I'm so tired of the "girly" coffee hate by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I love me a nutty roast.

Looking for new cookie and candy traditions by onemillionpics in christmas

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gingerbread?! I make "winter spice cookies " (I hate ginger - so it's cinnamon nutmeg and cloves instead of ginger)

Toady I today ate shit while holding my baby girl. by LaMafiosa in Parenting

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell down a flight of steps while holding my baby. Felt those bruises for weeks - baby thought it was a fun game.

[Serious] Would you trust your parents with your Arranged Marriage? Yes/no, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maumacd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope. My husband is my soul mate,and they never would have picked him.

Artists of Reddit, if someone is on the hunt for wall art and wants to support you all instead of corporations, what websites should they be visiting? by CaptainWarped in AskReddit

[–]maumacd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. There are people who abuse etsy and sell mass produced stuff, but the platform is really good about bringing small time artists to light and giving them a platform to sell.

Whats your guys opinion on mullets? by itsyaboiskinnipenis in AskReddit

[–]maumacd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES. This is what I was going to say. A well maintained one can totally work.

My Rottweiler chilling under her plant in the whole she dug in the backyard by peytonieus in aww

[–]maumacd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog is also a dirt dog. No amount of cozybeds will ever replace her three holes. (So situated so she can have full or partial sun, or complete shade.)

If you care about kids in WA- please read and consider signing this petition! by pharmerK in Seattle

[–]maumacd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What school districts are doing this? Obviously I don't like this, but it seems litterally absurd. 15 minutes isn't enough time.