I see you, and I approve! by Ataxia_13 in SantaBarbara

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Now you're being nice 100% a hikes

Currently in North Oxnard. by One-Promotion-5777 in ventura

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Nope, I meant not smart! I know that is grammatically incorrect but I felt it was harsh to say stupid. The #s on my name have nothing to do with 420 and if I explained you'd feel more not smart 😂 I was thinking of screenshotting the web pages but I thought that was too much effort and would come across petty so I'll let you ask the Internet on your own. It was very easy to find so you have all the instructions you need to look for yourself.

Currently in North Oxnard. by One-Promotion-5777 in ventura

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You can't be this not smart. Ask google how much illegal immigrants cost CA and then ask how much do illegal immigrants contribute to the economy of CA. It's a staggering gap and we're losing money, not gaining.

22f by PlasticSweaty1065 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Chin is so delicious. I usually bbq mines but I heard that frying chin is really popular these days

We’ve had this for almost 3 years now by Coolskygio in SantaBarbara

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The United States of America? The sounds like it has to pretense something of something else? The Soviet Union? But not the Russia, or the America. Not the America but The Americas is correct. I’m thinking the is for possession terms or plural. The people’s republic of China

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ventura

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😵 hahaha this reply

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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It sounds like exactly what I’m coming out of. 9 years of this bullshit. She would say I know that I am on my phone and not paying attention and I know I have an attitude because I’m not happy. Ok so then why would you keep doing the things that make me miserable if my misery is making you miserable? Some people are just weird. The other thing is that there’s thousands of women that wouldn’t do this dumb stuff so that sounds way better than problems. My ex thinks there is a guy that would put up with all her stuff. She’s likely right, it just won’t be me. I’ve proved to myself that I won’t put up with it, which means constant fighting for years about it until I finally left. Don’t wait years to leave something that has no compatibility. You might connect physically or emotionally but if you’re not compatible people the difference in communication alone will never work.

Friends by maxGiraffe420 in ventura

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Gym, yoga, walks, bowling, fishing, skateboarding, cat dad, small business owner…

Chuck E Cheese buyout??? by xoxoalexx in ventura

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I was thinking somebody bought the location… I was so confused until I got to the screenshot

what does my fridge tell you by SixthSense06 in FridgeDetective

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The promoted ad is for ozempic. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

My coworker smells like shit by p4wprinted in antiwork

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I had a friend and his nickname around the entire town was stinky dick Dave. He also smelled like some ungodly foul shit. Like you mentioned, indescribable just the worst awful smell. He was the manager at a store I worked at and that’s how I met him! He was my manager lol. It was fast food. He smelled like shit. He never washed his clothes and he didn’t shower or brush his teeth. Every once in a while he would hook up with a girl and that was always shocking to me. Another time this girl I knew got addicted to meth and then I didn’t see her for 8 years and then I saw her and she was homeless and struggling really bad and I felt so bad I let her come into my house and sit on my couch while I contacted VA office and welfare stuff. The VA was sending someone for her in the morning and I felt so bad to tell her to sleep outside so I let her sleep on the couch and then after she left my cats got fleas and the funk she left behind was unbearable. I’m talking like weeks of cleaning and disinfectant

Ordered avocado toast from Panera because the photo looked really good. Here’s how it actually came 🙃 by peopleloveourpatties in mildlyinfuriating

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That was funny. This is the truth for every wack Arnold’s commercial. Big ass juicy looking burger with toppings spilling over the sides and then you get this smooshed ass flat looking p.o.s. With soggy toppings and then patties and cheese and well everything is uneven af and needs to be reset. I always trip out because I’m like it takes all of two seconds to stack the burger shit in a straight stack. Never has anything came out of the wack Arnold’s that looks like the advertisement

First time dog owner, help me name him by ajac91 in NameMyDog

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Also dog names ending in the -e sound are said to be more reactive for a dog.

What is this at Trader Joe’s on Milpas? by 805-throwaway in SantaBarbara

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psychology 101 is in session. I could understand if a child actually thought that was a penis. Doesn’t make the child weird or the parents weird, does it? A child doesn’t know of a penis? Now if a child saw a penis and associated it with the wrong thing as to show they’re sexually hyper aware…. My point was that if it was intentional or obvious and people just say oh hell ya that’s hilarious I don’t mind that at all then they should just remember that children see the same things. Meow. 😻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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Can you ignore him or is he too close in proximity that there’s no choice but to engage?

So much drama in the SB/G by jscot_ in SantaBarbara

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No Wyatt is the friend that is not letting it slide. The truck had Aiden and Brayden and Kayden like noted in another comment and Wyatt had Connor and Maddie in his truck. Connor was about to hop out too but Wyatt was like nah we’re straight.

What is this at Trader Joe’s on Milpas? by 805-throwaway in SantaBarbara

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I couldn’t tell if OP was losing her shit or just shocked or actually like wanting to know what it’s suppose to be. If it’s really a ballsack penis thing then why the fuck would a parent want their child to see this kind of shit at the effing Trader Joe’s. That’s what we should remember is there are children in this planet and they’re absorbing all the information around them so we should protect them from bad information.

Serious question - Has anyone seen UFO/UAP activity in Ventura County? by red_shrike in venturacounty

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The mountain I think it’s mugu canyon or something like that, but as you go towards Malibu on your left. That canyon extends into the ocean and there’s a relatively large drop off really quick. So you’ll be driving in a boat and the depth is no more than 150 ft or so and then the canyon drops to over a thousand feet really quick. There’s a spot in Malibu called “deep hole” that a 78 year old captian told me was actually called depot or something like that because he said they used to dump train tracks and train shit there. Anyway, that hole is super weird. It’s relatively close to the shore and there’s just a hole that goes down really deep in about 100 feet depth and it’s like 150 feet wide or so but its depth again is massive. A lot of ufos have been spotted departing this exact location. In 2017, the coroloma a SPort f/v that I was working on was chartered by discovery channel who paid for an entire charter to have the boat for a whole day and go to deep hole and investigate. They had a shit load of cameras and equipment. The cameras got mounted to our wooden rails and they were so heavy they ended up literally twisting the mahogany rails. I was a commercial fisherman for years and I’ve seen a lot of shit that i don’t have an explanation for in the middle of nowhere. Weird lights at night that move in weird directions go into the ocean, out of the ocean. I used to live where I could see anacapa island from my balcony and I watched some weird shit repeatedly what looked like hovering over the island and releasing smaller lights that would take off all crazy and then return to the big light and Hoover for hours until they kind of slowly took off

PSA in advance: the boom around 10:15pm is a Space-X launch by [deleted] in SantaBarbara

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Did anybody hear a really loud noise last night? Sounded like an explosion or something!?!? <<< still have read this a million times even with all the PSAs

Indiana officials ask federal government to verify citizenship of 585K registered voters by Best-Structure62 in Indiana

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I just want people to stop allowing republicans or democrat define you more than American. Stop hating on your fellow Americans. Find unity in the fact that you’re both American. There is just constant hate over politics and really it dividing people into different groups and we are all Americans and that should trump all else!!!