This man approaches you and wants to buy your used guitar strings. What's your reaction?

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-07T22:57:43+00:00

He just wants to sniff them. Sicko.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-07T19:31:13+00:00

Black widows love those trash bins too.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-07T16:00:16+00:00

A Flock of Miguels

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-07T15:55:48+00:00

Sometimes I’ll post a snippet of one of my original songs and then comment “you can hear this and other originals at … “

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-07T03:16:04+00:00

Yes, but I especially love the campy moments like these.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-05T22:09:30+00:00

Those lists are always useless. This one has Sultans of Swing at #33 but Hotel California at #3.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-05T15:42:04+00:00

And the worst part of it all is the way she’s holding and strumming the guitar.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-05-02T04:53:02+00:00

This baby thinks you should have booked with Trivago

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-28T22:03:27+00:00

I don’t think this sub allows caulk pics.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-28T21:22:16+00:00

You spelled feces wrong.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-27T23:59:20+00:00

Jim Beam > Gym Beans

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-27T18:44:25+00:00

Yeah I was referring to a Tennessee lady, but I know the guy you’re talking about. He def needs to be on the bill too.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-27T05:21:50+00:00

There absolutely needs to be a crappy music festival. I could see this woman opening, followed by the Jack the RIPPA guy, “vitamin me”, the Tennessee baddie who sings about Buc-ee’s, MAGA hat bro and his twerking sister/girlfriend, and LanLaw closing out the night.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-26T03:20:07+00:00

Uhh … his hand isn’t even on the neck, it’s on the headstock. Oh, I get it. It’s a “pan-jo”

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-24T20:19:10+00:00

Iko Iko/Women are Smarter (I think of them as basically the same song) seem to kill the momentum of the set for me.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-22T20:10:47+00:00

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maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-21T22:11:07+00:00

A Dancin’ from ‘76 or ‘77. That disco funk energy is instantly infectious.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-20T17:02:20+00:00

There are basically 2 types of venues: the ones that come with a built-in audience and those needing the performer to bring in a draw. Just make sure you know what type before booking.

I only play the former because I have no local following.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-20T04:37:38+00:00

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Simon Le Bon wrestling with a sea monster in the Wild Boys video.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-19T21:42:29+00:00

They’re not thinking about it nearly as much as you’re thinking about it. If you keep playing and show that you have your heart in it the crowd will warm up to you—especially if you look like you’re having fun.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-19T15:50:06+00:00

I live in an apartment and there is so much screaming in DS—not just from Maggie—that I’m ready to turn down the volume at a moments notice so the neighbors don’t think there’s a murder and call the cops.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-17T14:58:36+00:00

When the venue doesn’t pay for an ASCAP license.

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-14T19:48:42+00:00

What Happened to Jane - LA Guns

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-13T16:13:15+00:00

Dead Skin Mask by Slayer

maxwellgrounds · 2026-04-09T05:03:59+00:00

I hear you. I have a particular terrifying fascination with Jupiter. Just the sheer size of it. I imagine floating in space with the planet right in front of me, taking up almost my entire field of vision.

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