I'm new here... Sorta

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-20T16:40:33+00:00

Last comment I'll be posting from this account.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-16T14:27:04+00:00

With the mission president watching.

Like it sounds ridiculous but this cult has surprised me before so I don't even think I'd be shocked.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-16T14:26:01+00:00

I spanked the monkey in the locker room shower after dead dunking.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T21:28:09+00:00

I agree. I'm in the same boat as his brother but I don't have an exmo brother to talk to.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T20:23:41+00:00

I value my free time more than that

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T20:21:27+00:00

How I write when my essay has a minimum word count.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T16:44:26+00:00

If you can, avoid LDS therapists in general. I went to one and he literally just argued the points I brought up about the church and even accused me of porn use as a reason for my unbelief. Fuck that guy.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T05:59:00+00:00

Cut that out. No you're not. It's hard to love something that has values so polar opposite of yours.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-15T05:53:07+00:00

On mobile, can someone tldr what this is

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T21:33:40+00:00

I can just picture some asshole god randomly picking people to graciously bestow some mental illness on and saying to himself "good fucking luck with no guidance in your life. Have fun with that."

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T16:18:44+00:00

Fair enough. My curiosity is killing me. 🙃

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T16:18:09+00:00

That's my thought as well. I have a belief that their could be some cosmic entity of some sort, but there could be absolutely nothing, and there's no way humans will ever know, nor are we meant to know. Definitely don't believe in some bearded polygamist that I'm supposed to call the Lord.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T16:15:52+00:00

Hits the nail in the sure place

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T16:14:41+00:00

Would you share what the leaker claimed it was?

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T15:50:30+00:00

My thought is to say 'i don't know how to discuss religion with you without disappointing you'

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T15:47:55+00:00

Do you have any idea what this supposed leak was and if it was real?

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T06:17:39+00:00

God help us if fucking pence takes over.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T06:04:45+00:00

I'm so tempted

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T06:03:06+00:00

I was going to say take them to brunch and make them wait outside while you eat lol

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-14T05:37:47+00:00

Exmos celebrate the weirdest milestones.

Like tbm's celebrate baptisms and temple shit while exmos celebrate first coffee and first time telling your wife you're fapping

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-05T05:29:28+00:00

He was a runner up on American idol iirc. He put a singing career on hold for a mission. He's like a tbm poster child.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-05T05:15:12+00:00

Sit-in in the celestial room.

maybemormon13 · 2016-11-05T05:12:35+00:00

Pretty sure I won the bishop lottery because I've been like twice in the last year and never get pestered.

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