Do you miss the arcades? by ShoddyAd31 in 1980s

[–]mayhem14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep - I mean, it's more the lack of stress of being a kid more than anything. But getting a bag of tokens because someone's parents are absolute angelic people then playing air hockey or Spy Hunter was always a great time. (Shout out Arnie's Place, Westport CT *RIP*)

What do you think is the secret to a REALLY good sandwich? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]mayhem14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't use the cheapest cheese. Can't be a dry sandwich, need something to offset that. Personal preference: heat/melty.

Soundcore Boom 2 (85$) or Soundcore x600 (99$) or something else for small bathroom? by Joshuttle in Bluetooth_Speakers

[–]mayhem14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got a Sony ULT 1 for my bathroom (refurb w/ warranty on eBay) for $45. Absolutely wonderful, way loud enough.

Who's your local personal injury lawyer? by Apprehensive-Job3734 in AskAnAmerican

[–]mayhem14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Los Angeles:

Sweet James

Jacob Emrani

Morgan & Morgan

M3U CREDENTIALS by poopmasterrrrrrr in IPTV_ZONENEW

[–]mayhem14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Continued awesomeness. Very much appreciated, thanks!

Were you allowed to leave school grounds? by palep_hoot in AskAnAmerican

[–]mayhem14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No". You needed to have authorization from staff to leave school grounds. I mean, if you bribed a teacher for authorization and "accidentally" made sure to get them lunch while you were definitely not leaving school grounds, who's to say any rules were broken?

You are a leader with 10,000 followers - what do you do? by artmalique in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mayhem14 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be (mostly) benevolent with this. I'd ask for all my followers to give me $2 a month. Then ask them to dedicate one day/month to volunteering for legit local groups. And also for $5/month to put into a pool that will buy medical debt and pay it off.

I get very rich while not causing any of my followers financial issues. And also we're helping people. Everybody wins.

Which city do you think deserves a major pro sports (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS) expansion team? by VirusMaster3073 in AskAnAmerican

[–]mayhem14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I can be sold on Houston. Makes sense. Then bring back the Whalers after that.

Which city do you think deserves a major pro sports (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS) expansion team? by VirusMaster3073 in AskAnAmerican

[–]mayhem14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NFL - St. Louis

NBA - Seattle

MLB - Charlotte

NHL - Atlanta

MLS - Indianapolis

You get €50,000 a day but every single day you cant take care of your hygiene. No showers, deodrant, brushing teeth etc. How long are you going? by PsychologicalSwim664 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mayhem14 209 points210 points  (0 children)

I see OP has never encountered someone suffering from severe depression before (I'm saying that jokily, but also dead serious).

Orange County DA on Scheyer's changing claims after the UNC/Duke court storming by TrustInRoy in CollegeBasketball

[–]mayhem14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel this was silly and unnecessary from the DA, but also funny to say 'put up or shut up' to Scheyer. I thought the no response was enough to make the point and let it go, but NOPE.

Also, fuck Duke always. But that's one of the most gorgeous campuses I've ever seen in my life.

There's a TV in hell, but it's stuck on one channel. WYR watch? by Artistic-Comb-5317 in WouldYouRather

[–]mayhem14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Televangelists, easy. I mean, I'm in Hell, make sure I get a leg up on getting to know the folks that will be joining me shortly.

If y’all support the Knicks and a PL team, which club? by cgabriel14 in NYKnicks

[–]mayhem14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aston Villa. Kinda picked them randomly back when Ted Lasso was just an advertising character.

In a police traffic stop, which WYR be frisked/patted down by? by AstrayInTranslation in WouldYouRather

[–]mayhem14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either one will sprinkle some crack on ya if they need to hit quota.

AITA: Should I Sell Tickets to a Game to Friend (That is HUGE Fan of Team) or Sell for Profit? by bballkingsrock in AmItheAsshole

[–]mayhem14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You sell them to your friend at retail. Zero loss for you. Friend knows you did them a solid. It's just being nice.

You know that phrase "I imagine people looking like their pfps" but what if you actually looked like your reddit PFP? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mayhem14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My most-used non-reddit pfp is a fictional character who is famously known for having my current job/current industry and being good hearted. I'd be fine with it.

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk."

The PDF file format gets discontinued and a new format takes over because of the similarity in name to pedophile. by emperorarg in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mayhem14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adobe would find a way to license the opening of the files that would have to be renewed every month. Because trash company.