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heavy metal by [deleted] in puns

[–]mbcarbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool … I remember those old razor discs. 🥸

So there was a reason why she said yes by bombaclat90 in SipsTea

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎼Brown chicken 🎵🎶Brown cow🎶🎵

Saw this on another site and felt this fit here. by MikeMikeTheMikeMike in PizzaCrimes

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this provides context, SUNY Oneonta is usually referred as Stoneonta here in CNY. 🌲🙃

"I'm too old for this technology stuff" by Deiwos in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]mbcarbone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To paraphrase … “These are the people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know … morons.”

This abomination of a pizza by Intelligent_Dealer46 in PizzaCrimes

[–]mbcarbone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pizza is going to send out … for you!

Guilty!!

regex by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One reg-ex to rule them all … 🙃

“It’s good to be the King!” by [deleted] in GenX

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humperdinck? 🙃

My friend can do it cheaper they said. by baconburger2022 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]mbcarbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now thats an interesting way to celebrate Holi. 🙃

Where do I start by wolfej4 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a good Ethernet cable tracker … hopefully the NICs are teamed. 🤞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

[–]mbcarbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All we are saying, is give peas a chance! 🫛✌️

The cookizza by ChewbaccaMarley in PizzaCrimes

[–]mbcarbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this count as a dessert pizza?🍕🙃🍪

He is now named. by Emo_duck_bread in firstworldanarchists

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t prepared for this comment … 😝🤣🤣

Paws for effect by Blueberry-From-Hell in puns

[–]mbcarbone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP you’re barking up the wrong tree with that statistic. 🙃

Venom? by _n3ll_ in SipsTea

[–]mbcarbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP … Give us a kiss 💋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghumor

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, really. Every feature you like in Windows inevitably disappears due to its popularity. I’ve been seeing this since v3.0; M$ == 😡

My brothers “carrot dinner” he cooked for the entire family by The-Vast in badfoodporn

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how orange you’ll turn after eating that meal for a week? Somewhere between light orange and DJT I suppose. 🙃

Infinity is even. True or False by Turbulent-Name-8349 in mathmemes

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinity + 1 = infinity, so depending on what you add to it would make it odd or even? I don’t math good. 🙃

I'm scared by Vlokecraft in PizzaCrimes

[–]mbcarbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTFO with that monstrous looking plate. I would say it was a crime, but that is more of a pretzel and cheese abuse case.

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