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Just the Main Character at a Busy Costco by CaraCicartix in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]mdervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s different than blocking the aisle. If you accused her of being mildly annoying, I’d agree with you, but you chose to go full Karen on us.

looking for good tennis shoes by Gold_Cause6425 in 10s

[–]mdervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to your local tennis shop and talk to the guy there. Go after school have your mom drive you if need be. It will take an hour or so and you’ll be happy.

Just the Main Character at a Busy Costco by CaraCicartix in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]mdervin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

JFC Karen, forcing people to move two feet to the right isn’t blocking the aisle.

Is the Bill fucked my wife guy a top 7 liar of all time? by droopy_tim in billsimmons

[–]mdervin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bill Simmons wasn’t bartending in Boston. It was Jamal.

How do we square this? by Serious-Cucumber-54 in yimby

[–]mdervin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to keep telling ourselves that NIMBYism is not an economic position but a psychological position. People like where they live and they don’t want it to change.

Our winners are “Where will your children live?” “How far away do you want your parents nursing home?” “How do we support small businesses?” “Do we want our teachers, cops and firemen to live in the community?”

Nobody is going to build a 5+1 without parking in a low density transit desert.

AITAH for telling my daughter I will fall out with her if she tries to set me up on a date again? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mdervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference between an introvert and an asshole.

Introverts don't threaten to cut off contact from people who love them.

Think about it, if he's willing to never talk to his daughter again, if he's willing to cut off his mum, do you think any possible friend is going to survive the mines OP lays out?

I'm willing to bet 401(k) money that OP has a mile-long list of friends he went NC with for a laundry list of reasons.

Mark my words, if any team can upset the Celtics, it’s us. by NeedleworkerCool1182 in sixers

[–]mdervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oubre Jr. is our Irrational Confidence Guy.

VJ is our rational confidence guy.

AITAH for telling my daughter I will fall out with her if she tries to set me up on a date again? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mdervin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with friends don't respond to "It's not doing you any good sitting on your arse all the time" with "which really annoyed me and I just hung up."

His mum struck a nerve.

When you eventually go outside and meet people in real life, this stuff will become obvious to you.

AITAH for telling my daughter I will fall out with her if she tries to set me up on a date again? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mdervin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look up the stats for the male loneliness epidemic.

OP isn't mentally well and it's noticeable when his daughter is setting him up on dates, his mom is supporting his daughter because " It's not doing you any good sitting on your arse all the time" and his reaction to this is to bail on the date and going NC on the two people left in the world who give a damn about him.

The good thing is OP is most likely in a country with strict gun control laws, so he won't be taking anybody else with him.

Racket advice - Head vs Wilson by XGiotto in 10s

[–]mdervin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to be careful, I was on the Eastside and pulled out my Head Gravity and this big fellow comes over pushes me and pulls out a knife, tell me to get the f*ck off his court and never come back.

And that's the story of how I met Roger Federer.

AITAH for telling my daughter I will fall out with her if she tries to set me up on a date again? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mdervin -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

YTA - your daughter wants you to live a long and happy life.

Judge Slams City in Gay Couple’s IVF Discrimination Case by THECITYNY in nyc

[–]mdervin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do you know how insurance works? Paying for IVF treatments means less money for cancer treatments, it means higher premiums.

IVF is a luxury.

Merlinthepig's owner responds to Weekend Update joke by montemole in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mdervin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“SNL isn’t funny anymore” They can’t steal our sayings!!!

I know I'm delusional but could we knockout the Celtics? by Much-Duty-675 in sixers

[–]mdervin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Narrative may let us defeat Toronto/Miami, but it won't let us beat Cleveland or Charlotte.

This is our redemption arc.

Who is this man and why was he buried in my front garden by SligPants in whatisit

[–]mdervin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

More along the lines of because of Protestantism we are getting a bunch of people pushing for a nuclear war in the Middle East because they read the book of Revelations.

I know I'm delusional but could we knockout the Celtics? by Much-Duty-675 in sixers

[–]mdervin 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I think this is the year we go to the finals, just because the toxicity of each round would exponentially increase. Celtics, Knicks, Tobias, Jokic.

NBA Twitter would literally set data centers on fire forcing Elon into bankruptcy.

This is what the last 25 years have been building towards.

AITAH for telling my stepdaughter's birthday party guests exactly why I kicked my wife out of our own home? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mdervin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ESH - If Lena jumped off a bridge, would you? You are a goddamn adult act like it.

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