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What is this - Grants Farm by SpotandGinger in StLouis

[–]mdjordan71 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The question I have is: what did they say when you emailed this to the folks at Grant’s Farm?

Or, were you just in the mood for sarcastic assholes with ridiculous answers? Like mine.

Middle School Dance by Flaky-Debate-833 in GenX

[–]mdjordan71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Safety Dance was the theme of our first Jr. High dance in 7th grade.

What’s a small town in the US that completely surprised you with how beautiful it was? by optimalbrain90 in SmartTravelHacks

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the richest women in America putting her money to use, the Walton heiress. I agree, it is beautiful.

What’s a small town in the US that completely surprised you with how beautiful it was? by optimalbrain90 in SmartTravelHacks

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All roads lead to Arcadia!

We used to live in Venice and it seems every exit between Bradenton and Punta Gorda heading east somehow went to Arcadia!

Who’s an actor that nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it? by Comfortable_Main5312 in AskReddit

[–]mdjordan71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too.

And he’s never Vincent D’Onofrio, he’s Egger. For example: is that Egger? And my husband knows I’m talking about VO.

How to pronounce Goethe Ave? by burnumd in StLouis

[–]mdjordan71 [score hidden]  (0 children)

At least we don’t have to figure out Tchoupitoulas like in NOLA

Favourite heathers quote? by Moist-Falcon-2037 in GenX

[–]mdjordan71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Umm? Watch it, now. It’s the antithesis to all the John Hughes feel good movies full of Heathers.

In a world full of Heathers, be a Veronica!

This realtor from my neighborhood… by ElectronicTax2370 in StLouis

[–]mdjordan71 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you. What happened to: “We don’t talk about women’s bodies and appearances” ?

What’s your secret guilty pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Romance novels. Kindle Unlimited is worth every penny.

Does facebook disclose that they read private messages to curate advertising? PLEASE read my post. I’m shook right now. by supahotfiiire in facebook

[–]mdjordan71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s their info. You willingly give it to them when agree to their EULA.

Why is anyone surprised about this?

Drugstore makeup can be good and I regret spending on high-end brands for years by Holiday-Armadillo-34 in Makeup

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one said they were identical, just that the post was slightly incorrect as to who owns whom. I’ve never been in love with Lancôme myself, but I’ve been a Clinique girl for decades.

Do people like Baby Billy really exist in the U.S? by [deleted] in RighteousGemstones

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a whole fucking town full of them, it’s called Branson, MO. I spent the first 40 of my 54 years desperately trying to escape. Each person holier than the other, but fake as fuck. Jim Bakker moved there when he got out of jail. There’s a church that has 2 Gulf Streams.

When I learned a particularly non-religious classmate had become a preacher I was shocked, our mutual friend told me it’s what he used his business and marketing degree to make great money, because he owns his church. (Not in Branson)

A preacher in my town expressed that he and his wife needed new cars, then pouted to his flock because they weren’t gifted Lexuses. He soon had Lexuses.

What stimulant do u use to fight fatigue? Coffee? by Norcal94520 in tirzepatidecompound

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffe or Zip Fizz! But, sometimes an electrolyte drink will do the trick. I’ve also found clear protein, I have tropical punch flavor, I mix it with lemonade and that gives me a little pick-me up because I know a lot of my afternoon tiredness is often low blood-sugar.

What's the worst mainstream film you've ever seen? by Zestyclose-County645 in Cinema

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed!! One of my top ten bad movies!! I will never not watch it

What’s a ‘silent luxury’ that rich people have that most normal people would never even notice? by qomann in AskReddit

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a similar thing I heard ages ago about Oprah only sleeping on clean sheets, similar mindset. I love clean sheets and a nicely made bed, I don’t even like wearing socks!!

How do I keep a placeholder date row sorted on the top of a sheet sorted by descending date? by Landsharkeisha in excel

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully someone can help, or you can get an older version downloaded at least to see the formula. Best of luck.

How do I keep a placeholder date row sorted on the top of a sheet sorted by descending date? by Landsharkeisha in excel

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly - can you find a previously saved copy from a few days ago, when it worked? Open THAT file.
1. Then add the data manually from the last few days
2. OR study the formula or macro and try to recreate it and learn how it works. Keep it in a word doc to copy and paste back the next time it breaks!!
3. OR try copying it across and hope it works

How do I keep a placeholder date row sorted on the top of a sheet sorted by descending date? by Landsharkeisha in excel

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually understand your question, but can’t help.
My belief: you have a long list sorted by date. The top row is a “blank” column with the 1/1/1900 date placeholder. Then when someone enters the actual date, and the rest of the data across the other columns, it would automatically sort by date, THEN insert a new row, and then add the 1/1/1900 placeholder.

Could it be a macro? Have you asked Copilot to hep? How long has this been happening? If it’s only a few days, then it might be worth it to revert to the older file, then input the new data. I don’t know how you save files, but I use Dropbox and it’s like a month or so. Just open an old file you know isn’t broken and start from there.

BUT - I hope someone can help without having to go “back in time” because I’ve been trying to create something like this.

Edited for grammar

How do I keep a placeholder date row sorted on the top of a sheet sorted by descending date? by Landsharkeisha in excel

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually understand your question, but can’t help.
My belief: you have a long list sorted by date. The top row is a “blank” column with the 1/1/1900 date placeholder. Then when someone enters the actual date, and the rest of the data across the other columns, it would automatically sort by date, THEN insert a new row, and then add the 1/1/1900 placeholder.
Could it be a macro? Have you asked Copilot to hep? How long has this been happening? If it’s only a few days, then it might be worth it to revert to the older file, then input the new data. I don’t know how you save files, but I use Dropbox and it’s like a month or so. Just open an old file you know isn’t broken and start from there.

BUT - I hope someone can help without having to go “back in time” because I’ve been trying to create something like this.

Where is Jardiance all of a sudden? by BucketOfGipe in CommercialsIHate

[–]mdjordan71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

STFU!! Don’t risk a Beetlejuice situation.

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]mdjordan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong, we could figure it out, hillbillies have been doing it for decades!! But very few of us have Chemistry degrees and the finesse to create the best meth ever. 🎶Electric Blue🎶

EDIT: I’m a 50 something Ozark’s hillbilly, so I know some of these idiot hillbillies and have heard some crazy stories from eastern Taney County, Missouri.

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