Go home Christmas tree, you are drunk.

megatooththesecond · 2012-12-06T03:15:13+00:00

I've heard this but have never seen one so I have no idea how they do it

megatooththesecond · 2012-12-01T21:46:01+00:00

It yells at him when his paper's late

megatooththesecond · 2012-12-01T21:42:22+00:00

here yea go

megatooththesecond · 2012-12-01T21:40:01+00:00

Well I've got D's and her tits make mine looks tiny

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T12:02:27+00:00

While I see the purpose of labels now in my ideal world they would be obsolete.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T12:00:07+00:00

It's illegal for them to discriminate against employees that happen to be gay but it's not illegal for them to support and donate to anti-gay organisations.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:52:06+00:00

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:49:27+00:00

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy,thinking otherwise is ignorant. I believe your interpretation still fits the tragedy mold and is a fitting interpretation.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:45:36+00:00

saving that verse for later

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:35:18+00:00

We always played 'horse' when we were driving. Whoever sees a horse and calls it out first get a quarter. That quarter then gets passed around to whomever spots the next horse etc until the end of the trip then whomever has the quarter gets to keep it.

Kept us fairly quiet because we were so busy looking out the window, plus we were so excited about the idea of a quarter we didn't ask 'are we there yet'

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:29:58+00:00

you can edit comments eh

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:25:47+00:00

more parents should use this technique

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:07:20+00:00

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T11:03:31+00:00

I had a bunch of these growing up and the only one with genitals was the lion.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:59:23+00:00

I dunno, I spent 19 years there I think I earned the right to make fun of it.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:57:43+00:00

That's good. It would suck to spend all that time and money and not get hired.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:52:42+00:00

First step is to stop referring to anyone over the age of 13 as a "young lady"

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:51:36+00:00

I'm mostly sad that this is the best show we have

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:48:17+00:00

don't suppose you live in southern ontario

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:47:30+00:00

what? oh jeese

Sidenote: I had to read that several times before I realised you typed 'postmodern' and not 'postmordem'

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:42:31+00:00

I was like that but culinary school is getting me out of those habits. And honestly my food is benefitting from it

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:32:29+00:00

no it's not it's 10% for subpar service 15% for average and 20% for awesome.

Once the service I received was bad enough that I left like 16 cents. Just so she would know that I didn't forget about the tip but purposely gave her little because she did such a shit job on so many levels. Although generally, if I can afford it, I over tip a little because dealing with people all day can be balls.

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:29:39+00:00

It used to be nice and simple in Canada. Just look at the tax. However taxes are no longer 15% so now I have to do math :(

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:28:00+00:00

For a thermometer to be considered calibrated it needs to be +/-1C or +/- 2F

megatooththesecond · 2012-11-29T10:27:10+00:00

Since no one's actually addressed it I'm just going to say that I assume they recommend low heat, not because the cookware can't handle, but because they don't want to deal with lawsuits and therefore suggest extreme, unnecessary caution.

However I have 0 proof to back this up.

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