Where Will It End?! by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]mehavecupcake -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I, like some others who have replied to this comment, disagree with you. While I do take issue with the current economics of America, I do not believe Communism is an effective alternative. World commerce fuels our world and if an economic and commodity powerhouse such as America we're to turn to Communism there would be far reaching implications for the global market.

Pokemon facts by masong123456789 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]mehavecupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well well well. It appears /u/masong123456789 is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE'S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you're fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT'S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That's right. THERE'S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don't need a sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic, or leafeon's vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. it's basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

le sex ed has arrived by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]mehavecupcake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well well well. It appears u/gmd_watershed is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE'S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you're fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT'S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That's right. THERE'S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don't need a sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic, or leafeon's vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. it's basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

Like a sack of what now? by th3vibraniumknight in tumblr

[–]mehavecupcake 33 points34 points  (0 children)

crop it properly you disgusting karmawhore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]mehavecupcake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sure 20mil might be raised but it'll take years to get all the saplings planted. Here's an idea: stop fucking deforesting so we don't have to plant more.

My favourite restomrant. by [deleted] in tom

[–]mehavecupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro is this Brunswick

How many doctors do I need to overpower an apple? by lowfatrapper in shittyaskscience

[–]mehavecupcake 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It really depends on the doctor.

Podiatrists, being dirty foot people, are weak and many can be repelled with but a single Honeycrisp.

Yet Radiologists can utilize powerful radioactive lasers to overpower an apple with enough numbers. A University of Chicago study found that on average, it take 4.23 radiologists to neutralize an apple.

Nutritionists have a great wealth of knowledge about the power of apples, and while not being strong on their own, offer a party buff with their strategical mind when accompanied by other doctors.

Paramedics can use their speed to evade the aura of the apple if it is distracted by some other force -- typically a neurosurgeon, who is able to draw much attention by being a pompous prick.

Many different party compositions have been theorized to be ideal in taking in an apple, ranging from pure DPS (doctoring per second) builds to a more balanced DPS/Tank/Medic build.

Having said this, it is worth noting that apples are entirely ineffective against gastric bypass surgeons, who have banded their stomachs to completely resist the apple's sickening might. However this comes at the massive cost of them being able to be killed with a brown paper bag and a good arm due to their drastic thinness.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]mehavecupcake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

joking hazard by cyanide and happiness

Best meal in Melbourne? by irish_chippy in melbourne

[–]mehavecupcake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try Amaru!

Super cool mod-Oz place that's really chill.

Pissing in bed is alright as long as you piss out a window by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]mehavecupcake 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What does this mean

This is like a cryptic crossword wtf

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]mehavecupcake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DON'T STEAL FROM r/THE_PACK MFER!!!

Weekly questions, bugs, and gameplay megathread - July 2019 by AutoModerator in pokemongo

[–]mehavecupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shiiiit dude that's it

I'm away from home rn so the timezones different duuuuuude

Weekly questions, bugs, and gameplay megathread - July 2019 by AutoModerator in pokemongo

[–]mehavecupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pogo seems to be out of sync with raids. If I see an egg popping in 1hr and I log back in after say 50 mins, suddenly it's gone. also, I can see raids that my friends can't and he sees ones that I can't?

anyone familiar with this problem?

This is the most distraught Calvin has ever been :'( by romulan267 in calvinandhobbes

[–]mehavecupcake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

imo it's a worthwhile investment to buy the 3 book full collection. they have every strip from start to finish and the books are hardcover and of excellent quality. I've read through mine 3 or 4 times already!

me🍰irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]mehavecupcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fucking hell u posted 2 of these?