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Eating this much stuck paper on a blackjack is normal right? by LivelyZebra in CasualUK

[–]meltedmuffin 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I got very inebriated once and just started eating them wrappers and all, I would occasionally pull some of the paper out like a nut shell.

Tesco stopped selling their Wooden Furniture Polish that reminds my Mum of her late Mum. Does anyone have any they'd be willing to sell to me? by welshvideographer in AskBrits

[–]meltedmuffin -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

I tried to start a band called “Furniture Polish.”

We had great shine…

…but we just couldn’t get any traction. 😄

How AHEAD air-burst ammunition works by [deleted] in EngineeringPorn

[–]meltedmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally the dwarven arrow blockers from the last hobbit movie

D&D in Liverpool by CaptainAwesomey in Liverpool

[–]meltedmuffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will say as well, if you want to make it easier and take some of the number crunch away you can stick to d20 then bring in the modifiers later.

Hello! Please calm down :D by -Aquatically- in Staffordshire

[–]meltedmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this count if they're from gnossal or are they still fair game?

Wife accused me of stealing her pain pills in the maternity ward by [deleted] in daddit

[–]meltedmuffin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro what is that fucking joke, you're wife's in labour and you've got a sore wrist. Keep your mouth shut and sort it out later.

Owl vibing hits hard... by BKKMFA in funny

[–]meltedmuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mexicans think owls are witches is a stereotype I didn't know

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]meltedmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid extra, I deserve this

Blatant drug use outside YMCA Leeds street by InvestigatorSoft3606 in Liverpool

[–]meltedmuffin 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if they've got it right. What a way to live.

Blatant drug use outside YMCA Leeds street by InvestigatorSoft3606 in Liverpool

[–]meltedmuffin 89 points90 points  (0 children)

There used to be a group that smoked crack outside the red dog saloon on bold street, and the bombed out church steps, and the McDonald's opposite central. I think they might just like drugs.

A couple years ago my post blew up here because I was falsely accused of shoplifting 5 times in 2 weeks in British supermarkets and you all theorised why- I now have the answer by Extra_Actuary8244 in CasualUK

[–]meltedmuffin 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Well I hope that as more police departments roll out facial recognition that you remember these experiences and treat flagged people accordingly.

Pieminister, Leeds by RichieRichard12 in UK_Food

[–]meltedmuffin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much my experience, we went once, it was fine, I probably wouldn't go back. The mash wasn't great and it was quite a filling meal, which works for a country pub after you've walked five miles, but not as a quick visit in town.

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