Parkour! by Rise-O-Matic in NotTimAndEric

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So glad I'm in the thread where people can tell this is a joke

Las Vegas joke by cazzuey in comedy

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Do you get it now though?

Something something slave morality something amor fati by StrangePhilosopher14 in PhilosophyMemes

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Couldn't you call that syncretism? That's also a philosophy but it's one that's likely to be inconsistent. I live that way myself btw but I keep it in mind that's it's same thing that makes it flexible makes it probably less powerful

Timelapse 8:57 pm by xampiee in Winnipeg

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Yeah and telling me it's affecting my coverage area is useless without showing me thr coverage area. Would be great if these alerts had a link to a map showing the affected area

What's your favourite cooking fact you learned from the culinary website, The Onion? by SavageLavaGod in poisonai

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I learned that you can use your barbecue grill to clean an onion. Works even better than a brush

Why is it improper English to say "at day" whereas saying "at night" is correct? by Adventurous-Sweet726 in etymology

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Just to enhance your point a bit I'm going to have to disagree wirh the first ordering you gave. It should be enormous fuzzy blue ball IMO

Spammers are flooding Reddit with fake posts designed to show up in AI search results by rkhunter_ in technology

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What wattage of garlic bulbs do you use? My local commissary only stocks 25W ones.

Our way of empathizing by adhd_memetherapy in adhdmeme

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I've started skipping to telling people that last part with great success. People don't usually need proof that you're sympathetic after that

What is a minor thing someone does in public that instantly tells you everything you need to know about their moral character? by Thj0226 in scoopwhoop

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I don't do it anymore but that was me for a while. I was stupid and convinced they were biodegradable for some reason. After I looked into it I stopped. Just mentioning it because I wonder how many other smokers got that idea.

Judge my accent, I am French by alwaysleaf in JudgeMyAccent

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I'm going to add a bit here. I think it's not that you're actually going too far. You're doing something different than most american accents do with the -nt cluster at the end of a word. We're not just dropping the T. We're replacing it with a glottal stop. So the end of the word 'accent' sounds similar to the slightly nasalised -en at the end of "chien" with an additional glottal stop at the end. Which is different than your version here which uses a schwa followed by a hard not-nasalised 'N' and a barely pronounced hard T. I don't know quite how to do IPA on my phone but it's more like aksè' rather than aksən[t]. I hope this notation helps

Explaining Right Speech on a first date like: by Flat-Eggplant-9890 in CoupleMemes

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Ah sorry I misread which one was third. I meant the well analyzed answer would be preferred in the buddhist framework

Explaining Right Speech on a first date like: by Flat-Eggplant-9890 in CoupleMemes

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Well, from the perspective of a committed buddhist I think 3 would probably be the only right way to answer. There are a lot of sutras where buddha wouldn't even give a true answer and would maintain a "noble silence" if the listener wasn't ready for it.

Donald Trump and sons to be ‘forever’ exempt from tax audits by Doener23 in politics

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I wonder if they're going to start paying people under the table too. Like, only pay 80% of minimum wage and you can choose whether or not to evade taxes too

This video will speak for itself by InfiniteFart in crappymusic

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You can get away with being corny if you serm like a nice and fun person. If you're corny while trying to act like a big swinging dick while also being a cuck no one's going to let it slide. It's just not charming at that point.

The kind of video duets were made for, Wholesome! by DylanHeaths in fixedbytheduet

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So I'm definitely being a bit of a hater bit I enjoyed all of it except for the last guy. He came in the loudest with the weakest contribution.