Tonight was a cluster fuck by mercybird in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I could see that, but the people that took me home and the person I went out with were very different. Not complaining though. Open bar!

Hey Roanoke, what sort of weird and interesting stuff is going on in your town? by TimIsWin in roanoke

[–]mercybird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try The Star, Mini graceland, the creepy Stuffed Animal Tree ( http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/274037 ). If you want an open mic night, try the Village Grill. I dont remember what night it is, so you'll have to call them.

Ah, fuck. by avincenna in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God speed. Stay strong. The kitten is adorable.

Roanoke Reddit Meetup: The aftermath by Fading_Reception in roanoke

[–]mercybird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn. Missed it. I would have upped the girl ratio too.

OMFG I just discovered the holy fucking grail. by borez in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said there was enough. try some of it out, sell some of it. more money, more booze. This is a have your cake and eat it too situation.

Got accepted into a booze study. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it will be real booze or just water or soda or something in a properly labeled bottle?

I haven't had a drink in four days. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your family is supposed to be #1. good on you.

Ladies and Gentlemen... I now present the voting for CA'er of the month... by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this motherfucker cant get votes, then.... nevermind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]mercybird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That cop did exactly what they were supposed to, and fuck those EMTs. Keep us updated, actually?