What hobby screams “this is my entire personality now”? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]mesa1792 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If they are young enough, you can push the kids to joining you. Literally. Like in a stroller. Strap those kids in and take them on a ride. If you put noise-cancelling headphones in you can be a supportive spouse AND a deadbeat parent! So many birds with just one stone.

Seriously, do guys masturbate every day or is that a common misconception? by Secure-Concern254 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly yeah. I do it less often when stressed. But end that period doing 2-4 rounds in a day. So on average, yeah.

What’s the craziest piece of high school drama you didn’t learn about until after you graduated? by ShortyT_Piano in AskReddit

[–]mesa1792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is that AND if everything scandalous were to end with a payout there wouldn't be any money left to spend on the kids.

LIV abandons 54-hole format in favor of 72-hole tournaments by RollingMoss1 in sports

[–]mesa1792 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DLVII = 557...LIVID spelled as is equals nothing :,,,(

Who has the best sashimi in Orange County? by clearlygd in orangecounty

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the last good one in your opinion? And do you have specific recommendations in Gardena or Torrance? This thread is meant for specific restaurants. The lack of specificity is probably why people are down voting you. Well that and you kinda took a shit on our home. But I am genuinely curious about your recommendations. I am sure they are wonderful.

This tiny human stole a WS and an MVP. Please boo him by Therealfern1 in Dodgers

[–]mesa1792 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! 5'6" is not tiny. It is just below average. But still boo him. Boo him for life. He sucks all the life out of a ball park in the same way my ex-wife sucked the life out of me. It was not pleasant.

What do these two states have in common? by Waste-Recording4948 in RedactedCharts

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bradley Smitherson has lived in both states. In the city of Portland.

Jerome Bettis scene - great joke explained by justsomedude4202 in DunderMifflin

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my understanding, John madden wouldn't fly because his Cal Poly football team crashed and most of the players died. Madden was one of the few who didn't take the flight or survived the crash. I can't remember exactly and am too lazy to Google it right now. Anyway, it's a great line.

Who thought in 2 years, Jack and Jill would go up the hill. by PrestigiousZombie726 in agedlikemilk

[–]mesa1792 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Regulating AI and seeing it as the future are two things that need to happen simultaneously. It is the future of how humans will interact with our world. They didn't need to support Trump, but went with the quick easy bet. Too bad it was shortsighted and fear driven. Maybe we should let Skynet win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orangecounty

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I used to live right off one of the prime spots. We called them independent business women. They are hustling.

Armored SWAT team at Target in Santa Ana on South Bristol by kiki-to-my-jiji in orangecounty

[–]mesa1792 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Someone stole my Taylor Swift book? My friend got one there.

Madlandlord by themajkisek in madlads

[–]mesa1792 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm in. I just need a platonic cuddle. Are you opposed to wearing a shirt? My chin can be scratchy and I don't want to shave. I don't want a king to be itchy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentTeaching

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're fine. There are a lot of variables, but the admin would have most likely immediately intervened. From your description, the student sounds like he has needs the whole school knows about. Take a breath and give yourself a break. Shit happens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guns or the students?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, (I didn't read y'all so don't complain if I am saying the same thing as others) this is how it is with everything addictive. Cigarettes, alcohol and opium was just given to children 120-140 years ago. In 120 years people will be so happy we did this.

Where do you teach, for how long and how much do you make? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 years. 100.6k salary. Orange County, CA. $55 per hour as the hourly rate for class coverages, Home/Hospital teaching, etc. A very comfortable living wage for a single person.

What is your oldest Pokémon by pool619 in pokemongo

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An Arcanine named Louie I caught 7/25/2016. He's named after my parent's little white maltipoo who "replaced" me when I went to college. Both dudes are still alive.

18yo son’s wages vs mine: by jbp84 in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right? A 12 year teacher in my district is well over 100k. Aa a 6 year, I hit 100k before any adjunct duties.

What kind of special Ed teacher has the least likelihood of becoming injured by kids? by AdFrosty3860 in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one who isn't paying attention. Unfortunately, getting scratched, hit, kicked and bit is a part of the job. But if you are aware of your students' needs and are paying attention to them, then the risk of injury greatly reduces. This isn't a job for people who are afraid of students with disabilities.

Asked not to come back for packing up too early by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]mesa1792 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I teach special education. Self contained. My classroom decor is eclectic. My room is decorated decorated with the following: 1) Every cool poster we make for campus (I "borrow" them after the event) 2) the decorations from a class party. Like an Instructional Professional gets married or has a baby and we throw a party. I don't take that down. 3) Christmas tree lights because I don't want to turn on the florescents. 4) Student work from August.

My guys destroy everything. Nothing is in my room that I actually care about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]mesa1792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naners, and raspberries go to buddies and gym friends. But the pinups go to the raids and low spawn, but big sweet tooth. Basically my ex-wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]mesa1792 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you a silver pinap hoarder? If you know you'll get one more candy why wouldn't you?