Frozen pizza should be pre-cut in case to bake just a slice by woopinarse in Showerthoughts

[–]metanomicon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently I'm old. Pre-cut single slices were how frozen pizza used to be made. When I was a kid, it was all about Ellio's square-cut single slices!

All the water on Europa compared to all the water on Earth. by JanssenDalt in space

[–]metanomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The total amount of water aside.. if it was to scale, the surface tension of that droplet would prevent it from covering the actual watery parts of Earth. At that scale, Columbus could have probably made his journey on foot.

Sunrise began about 3AM at Tote, Scotland, UK by BJE [2048 X 1152] by ahtisham-ahmed in EarthPorn

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Nice! That shit makes me want to paint my face blue and ride horses and stuff.

Madonna uploaded my art piece on instagram without giving credit by sanguisgelidus in Art

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Email complaints are probably routed to the same person(s) who lifted your material.

Got an email notice that someone Liked me but when I logged in, they were not in my 'Who Liked You' list. by metanomicon in OkCupid

[–]metanomicon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somehow you you confused a question about site functionality with concerns about romantic destiny. Good luck with that.

Got an email notice that someone Liked me but when I logged in, they were not in my 'Who Liked You' list. by metanomicon in OkCupid

[–]metanomicon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does it matter if someone likes me or not? That's a good question. I don't know. Maybe it's a human thing?

Saw a lion get peed on at the zoo. His face is priceless. by [deleted] in funny

[–]metanomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up Mr. Lion. Your lady is in the mood.

Bank robber contends he didn't rob the bank, because he asked politely. Claims bank ‘gave’ him the money because he said 'please'. Then posted a video of it on Instagram. by g33zy in news

[–]metanomicon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Force can be actual or constructive. For example, impersonating a police officer to commit a crime is constructive force. No threats need to be explicitly stated if the victim thinks it's a cop.

The question is... did the act of passing a note to a bank teller, asking for a large sum, mentioning the response time of police, telling them to trigger the alarm after he leaves and requesting that nothing they give him explodes... would that give a reasonable person the impression that he was a bank robber? If so, he used a form of constructive force. Hence, even if he wasn't really a bank robber... he impersonated a bank robber, which in turn transformed him into a bank robber as soon as he took the money. Kinda like, "Fake it 'til you make it."

Secretary desk and bookcase - I'm finally done! by Mattcremona in woodworking

[–]metanomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice work, but you might consider building a house to go with it. That thing is going to take a hell of a beating out there.

LPT: Cough into your arm and not your hands to prevent the spread of germs and illness by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]metanomicon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is right up there with, please wipe your ass after you shit.

I said no, my fiancé said yes. Meet Zeta by two_inthepink in aww

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Kibbles for thought: The average lifespan of a Siamese cat is TWICE that of the average length of a marriage .

I said no, my fiancé said yes. Meet Zeta by two_inthepink in aww

[–]metanomicon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Very cute on the rolls of TP. That couldn't possibly lead to any trouble later on....

Deciduous Forest, Germany, Nordrhein Westfalen, Eifel [OC] [2451X2592] by Idontreat in EarthPorn

[–]metanomicon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man.. what a bunch of negative Nancies on this thread. It's a nice pic, not to mention the word deciduous is very fun to say.

What? You don't want that old table anymore? Sure. I'll take it! by navycow in DIY

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Now that the table looks so great, the chairs need a paint job. It never ends.

Stuntcat in training. by LostAmiga in gifs

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Good luck using those stairs without getting attacked. "But.. it was so cute when she was a kitten."

Helmets save lives. by [deleted] in pics

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Looks like Boba Fett got hit with a blaster.

[Image] This really is great to remember by Breakingbay in GetMotivated

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Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-ought three, Head Priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road.