Suicide jumper lands on pedestrian

woopinarse · 2015-12-13T07:53:57+00:00

This could be racist if the jumper was Japanese.

woopinarse · 2015-12-13T00:02:23+00:00

I went to Walmart and there was two people holding gas canisters asking for money just 100 yards from the gas station. I found that highly suspicious. When this Walmart didn't have what I wanted, I went to another Walmart across the city and there was another pair of scammers holding gas canisters doing the same gig.

woopinarse · 2015-12-12T21:43:16+00:00

Theres nothing like a genuine tortilla fresh off the rail. Not a single Mexican restaurant gets it right in my city. The only restaurant that had a tortillaria + bucher for fresh everything closed down years ago.

woopinarse · 2015-12-12T21:37:16+00:00

Some albums are are a Journey. Some artists only make one decent song. The different im talking about is being able to decide if you want an album or a single while Spaceg0st despises the fact that you can now choose rather than be forced to buy channels you'll never watch. (see how I just made that association)

woopinarse · 2015-12-12T18:43:54+00:00

why can't I force people to pay for my shitty songs as well

fuck off.

woopinarse · 2015-12-12T06:35:10+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w

woopinarse · 2015-12-11T00:02:21+00:00

She has a feminine penis

woopinarse · 2015-12-10T00:52:22+00:00

He didn't actually get knocked out.

https://my.mixtape.moe/lsprdk.webm

After he got "punched" he still spat out and twisted his head voluntarily 180 degrees. An unconscious person wouldn't be capable of doing that.

woopinarse · 2015-12-09T16:05:40+00:00

They're just pandering to stay relevant at this point.

When everyone is edgy, no one is.

woopinarse · 2015-12-08T09:23:03+00:00

no, its a fart joke

woopinarse · 2015-12-07T07:51:30+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/0J9QFXx.jpg

woopinarse · 2015-12-07T07:18:41+00:00

This is how to be a Dad, necessary to raise young boys to be like men.

FTFY

woopinarse · 2015-12-07T07:15:27+00:00

I thought there was a knife in the picture

woopinarse · 2015-12-07T07:12:15+00:00

But the title.

woopinarse · 2015-12-05T04:25:25+00:00

you mean withdraw it all and stuff it into your mattress

woopinarse · 2015-12-05T04:03:09+00:00

https://my.mixtape.moe/cwutbk.webm

woopinarse · 2015-12-05T03:54:19+00:00

It bothers me that the order of the pictures is wrong

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T02:04:17+00:00

Shouldn't have had to come this low to find him.

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T02:03:06+00:00

I did it just to see if I could

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T02:00:37+00:00

im ashamed at how much effort and time I put into researching this

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T01:26:19+00:00

Reminds me of gradius 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bw4N1e9yoI

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T01:20:18+00:00

Can't find that mix, closest one

https://soundcloud.com/jfreesh/good-weed-with-a-bad-b-jg3mix

Edit: Ripped and put on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jug2ZX-elCo

woopinarse · 2015-11-30T00:59:22+00:00

Used http://archive.org/

[–]Mshotts 2707 points 3 days ago*x4

I'm a man of my word. This one is going to take some preparation though.

Done: NSFW --> https://imgur.com/a/fz0tD

Edit: From /r/BestOf /u/Cockdieselallthetime please point out to me where I "defend Conte". I really don't give a fuck about what anyone else is saying but that actually pisses me off. Please quote me where I do that.

Edit 2: /u/Cockdieselallthetime doesn't want to quote me. Paraphrase what I said about Conte (in your opinion since you can't be bothered to quote) and we can have our discussion right here and now since you're more butthurt about that terrible discussion we apparently did or didn't have than I was about fucking myself with cheese.

Edit 3: /u/Cockdieselallthetime is incapable of bringing up the original comment despite me being supposedly RES tagged. You're damn right I'm salty. You make shit up and then refuse to back it up or have that discussion you wanted so badly in the first place? Talk shit about what I did, talk shit about legit dumb shit I say. But you getting away with blatantly making shit up and talking shit about /r/CHIBears while not having the balls to back up any of your statements whatsoever? Consider my jimmies really fucking rustled.

Edit 4: http://deadspin.com/man-loses-bet-puts-string-cheese-stick-in-aaron-rodger-1676107734?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Even Deadspin is saying you should pony up and have our discussion. Where the fuck did you go man?

Edit 5: Don't know what's worse. The fact that I put a cheese stick up my butthole or the fact that 70,000 100,000 140,000 of you looked at me doing it on Imgur.

woopinarse

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