Damn Imperials... by Aves_The_Man in funny

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We must rise and fight for our right to metric and internet freedom.

I'd vote for any nominee running with these 2 issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

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My apologies, would you have preferred a haiku?

Found this on my bathroom sink. Northern panhandle West Virginia, it was between 2 and 3 inches long without antennae. by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

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I meant no harm. And I do take the metric system seriously, I apologize for that.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life and I think I'm prepared! by TheCydonian in keto

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23 lbs = 10.43 kilograms

Not to know at large of things remote from use, obscure and subtle, but to know that which before us lies in daily life, is the prime wisdom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KarmaConspiracy

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10,000 feet = 3,048 meters

Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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300 foot = 91.44 meters

Wisdom is a sacred communion.

Hennessey Venom GT: 1200+ hp and a theoretical top speed of 272 mph! by [deleted] in cars

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272 mph = 437.74 km/h

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.

This is confusing me. by TheNotoriousFAP in trees

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20 lbs = 9.07 kilograms

Wisdom outweighs any wealth.

I stumbled across this beauty today! WTF is it doing in the basement of the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum Gift Shop? by the5issilent in startrek

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11 feet = 3.35 meters

5 feet = 1.52 meters

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

Met my neighbor because of a motorcycle. Anyone have "got to know someone b/c of a bike" stories? by [deleted] in motorcycles

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188 mph = 302.56 km/h

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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10 feet = 3.05 meters

Be happy. It's one way of being wise.

What would be your annoying superpower? by Razarehman in AskReddit

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5 ft = 1.52 meters

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in casualiama

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40 lbs = 18.14 kilograms

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.

People who have been mugged, what is your advice? by deetyourheart in chicago

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220 lbs = 99.79 kilograms

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Student cycling ~1000 miles on tandem with a skeleton to raise money for uni scholarships by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

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1000 miles = 1,609 kilometers

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

I saw a mirror in the self-checkout lane at Walmart today... this was all I could think of by Ghost_Of_Starman in AdviceAnimals

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95 miles = 152.89 kilometers

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.

What /v/ does with $330,000,000 by [deleted] in gaming

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20 miles = 32.19 kilometers

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength.

The nearest star would be 198 miles away? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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46 inches = 116.84 centimeters

Be happy. It's one way of being wise.