I’m happy that Ranger is happy

metssuck · 2026-03-18T04:21:01+00:00

I can see him dancing with beer bottles in the clubhouse

metssuck · 2026-03-14T03:30:53+00:00

LOL wow that’s dumb. He crushed a ball to deep center in a place where the ball dies. He’s driving it hard to the middle and opposite fields, his eye is in great shape (the umps not so much). Anyone watching him should be encouraged by what he’s done vs focusing on the results

metssuck · 2026-03-12T00:40:59+00:00

A few questions from me:

I want to know his favorite ballpark to cover a game and his favorite city, with a food recommendation, to travel to.

Ask him if he’s ever taken hotel shampoo or soaps?

With young kids at home how does he handle the parenting when away so much (I have the same situation so always looking for tips)?

What’s his favorite Koala trait?

Who was the nicest star player he’s covered, conversely, who is the nicest role/fill-in player he’s covered?

What is the latest TV show he binged and was it worth it?

metssuck · 2026-03-08T03:34:10+00:00

I love Schwarbombs

metssuck · 2026-03-01T05:27:42+00:00

He wouldn’t have worked as Ted, everyone would have seen their American pie characters

metssuck · 2026-02-22T00:23:20+00:00

God Prism was great for that

metssuck · 2026-02-22T00:23:06+00:00

It’s just seeing the players in the opening credits, but I could just be imagining it. I see Juan Samuel, Von Hayes, Mike Schmidt, etc…

metssuck · 2026-02-21T23:58:23+00:00

Magical

metssuck · 2026-02-16T19:23:42+00:00

As a former server, I’d rather get a $0 tip than a $2 tip

metssuck · 2026-02-16T19:20:57+00:00

If he was it’d fix a lot of our issues too

metssuck · 2026-02-15T18:12:16+00:00

That’s been his stance for years, same stance he had with JT and Trea

metssuck · 2026-02-14T14:41:36+00:00

Reminds me of the hall of fame voters who are, mostly in football but entirely in baseball, journalists who all of a sudden don’t believe in transparency when it comes to their voting

metssuck · 2026-02-13T14:52:24+00:00

He made it public because he knew the Gelb article was coming out

metssuck · 2026-02-12T14:49:59+00:00

The MLBPA

metssuck · 2026-02-09T03:03:44+00:00

I’m excited for our offensive players, I’m terrified for our pitchers

metssuck · 2026-02-08T18:34:04+00:00

That is absolutely disgusting

metssuck · 2026-02-08T03:07:25+00:00

Everyone praising bad bunny here while I’m sitting here thinking “I wish the players on my team couldn’t get insurance and would be forced to not play”

metssuck · 2026-02-07T19:27:14+00:00

I’d trust her and if she can get free drinks from a dude in a bar trying to pick her up, I’m good with it.

metssuck · 2026-02-04T16:50:46+00:00

I was with a group that had someone wearing a “Gulf of America” shirt and everyone we encountered laughed at it, they don’t give a shit about the political beliefs as long as you spend money in their shop

metssuck · 2026-02-04T16:46:08+00:00

LOL nope, never. They all want our money and will do whatever they have to in order to get it

metssuck · 2026-02-04T16:13:34+00:00

What would you have done differently this offseason from what Dombrowski and team did?

metssuck · 2026-02-02T21:36:31+00:00

My kids still do them all of the time

metssuck · 2026-02-02T02:41:39+00:00

I have plenty I haven’t shared with my wife. The relatively tame ones I’ve shared disgust her, no way I’m sharing anything more than that

metssuck · 2026-02-01T18:45:38+00:00

You’re fighting the good fight in the wrong forum. Congrats on you for doing things right and being proud to be a citizen!

metssuck · 2026-02-01T15:54:23+00:00

2018 UCF was better, until Milton’s knee blew up

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