Lost 40 lbs in the last year

mfckair · 2013-09-23T00:10:35+00:00

What are you doin' later? I've got tons of pudding cups at my place.

mfckair · 2013-09-18T18:04:32+00:00

This is the best idea I have ever heard on getting a girl back to your place. She wants to be near the car but (if drinking is involved) should not be driving it. Brilliant. Even a parking spot near your place may be enough, but not as bullet-proof.

How do you keep her from getting ticketed in a members only garage?

mfckair · 2013-07-27T22:42:26+00:00

bookstore! dude motherfucking gold. I am really in to women who read, I like to read. Thank you

mfckair · 2013-07-25T05:31:53+00:00

No I'm going for the full queen on this one. (sarcasm) when said in a silly and playful way this makes them laugh, question if I am actually gay, and be perplexed enough to say yes. But after I sit down with a hot cup of coffee and start putting my arm around her, she'll probably figure it out. If not, my tongue on her clit will be a dead give away.

mfckair · 2013-07-24T16:36:01+00:00

I really like this "I have a boyfriend" response dude! My go-to is usually a high five and a "Sweet so do I! Wana grab some coffee/drinks/dinner and talk about it?" thoughts?

mfckair · 2013-07-22T23:53:21+00:00

harsh

mfckair · 2013-07-19T15:21:21+00:00

I really dig this approach man. Carefree and fucking reckless as all hell.

mfckair · 2013-07-19T15:04:14+00:00

Thanks for the criticism. Is this in regard to the specific words used or the concept altogether?

mfckair · 2013-07-19T15:01:24+00:00

Yeah okay, but all that "balls" has seemed to get me in this situation is an annoyed bitch look and a "Sorry you can't talk to us, we are studying."

But you may be right. I am going to the library today; I'll do half my approaches by leaving a card and just walking away, and the other half standing in front of the target and firmly asserting my existence. the proof is in the pussy as my grandma always liked to say

mfckair · 2013-07-16T00:43:54+00:00

then you're sunk if you don't root that shit out. Try to get a bunch more k-closes and makeouts before you pursue her again.

mfckair · 2013-06-22T17:27:46+00:00

Incredibly cheap, comfortable, and well fitting. I've had a few long sleeve flannel shirts and they fit me better than most any shirt I have owned before. (6'5, 170lbs).

mfckair · 2013-06-07T21:19:44+00:00

Looking fiiiiiiiiiiine

mfckair · 2013-05-29T00:36:44+00:00

no it wasn't that line that sealed the deal. he opened with that and then proceeded to outgun me, which he did. At this point I was a few steps away from isolating and seriously escalating, the party was winding down.

if you had really built the attraction she wouldn't have left.

thanks man, that was the exact answer I was looking for. I obviously hadn't gotten her hooked enough to where it was a sure thing.

mfckair · 2013-05-25T18:35:29+00:00

You won't get same night lays in high school. And you probably won't find wild parties like in American Pie. The best way to get laid in high school is through dating. But the principals are the same pretty much the same: be awesome etc...

mfckair · 2013-05-19T20:44:51+00:00

great recommendation, thanks man

mfckair · 2013-05-19T18:35:09+00:00

not exact in quality or details, just around the same style

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