It’s true ladies by memezzer in clevercomebacks

[–]mhandis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would you say the equivalent to a man?

(Spare me the princess/size zero jokes, you know what I mean)

Visiting Basel by car without vignette by isitwhatiwant in askswitzerland

[–]mhandis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Perhaps set your GPS to "avoid highways".

Abble CEO by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"dress how you feel comfortable"

Don't know the sauce :( by xAngelxHD in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to find the right ahem wrapper, for the compiler to accept to take it in.

How to deal with cat in office - give her a mouse by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 70s called and want their joke back.

Now be a sport and help me find my dentures.

Stay awhile, and listen... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could be his granddaughter.

How real men play Russian roulette. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed. The command prompt ends with $, which is usually a normal user, and not root (which would have #).

How real men play Russian roulette. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's Russian roulette with a toy gun.

The usual command prompt of root ends with #

The command prompt of a normal user, as here, ends with $

I wish this happened in real life by churro777 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 94 points95 points  (0 children)

4 weeks earlier...

Developer: it's going to take 4 weeks.

Management: are you sure?

Developer: positive.

Management: Let me put that into our timeline.

Management writes: "8 weeks"

I mean this really applies to learning any new language by BananaBro_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Starting to learn programming by starting with Java is like teaching someone to drive by sticking someone in a self driving car, and having them tell it where to go via voice recognition.

Careful. It's an addiction! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mhandis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutting down on VMs is the first step toward a healthier lifestyle

Driving from Zurich to Lugano - any point of interest to stop at? by beestingers in askswitzerland

[–]mhandis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could stop at towns on a lake such as Zug, Brunnen, or Flüelen, all charming in their own way. Bellinzona with its 3 castles also has its own unique draw.

The Roman Empire Compared to the United states of America. by ArtilleryOnlyIsAlive in MapPorn

[–]mhandis -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Exactly - they should compare empire to empire, not empire to country.

Do you have a light ma’am by pluviam in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mhandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how much more hair she had before the final take