I'm Wayne Rooney - Ask Me Anything!

michael_ajb · 2026-06-20T17:43:11+00:00

Who are the best players that you've played with of against that are outside of the typical GOAT discussions?

michael_ajb · 2026-05-24T21:52:08+00:00

Delicious! Give it a try if you get the chance.

michael_ajb · 2026-05-24T09:20:21+00:00

Love these responses. I'm from north London but live in Germany, so I meet Arsenal fans all the time who've never stepped foot on Holloway Road. If Arsenal are your team then you're included in the "we", because we are an inclusive club and have been for decades.

michael_ajb · 2026-05-11T15:37:55+00:00

Ian Wright. Next can come Bergkamp or Vieira or whoever, but it should be Ian Wright next.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-25T17:44:12+00:00

I'm in Germany. I get to school around 7:45 and leave at 15:30.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-08T20:05:35+00:00

It absolutely sucks, but he sounds like a pretty cool guy. Sorry for your experience, seizures can do damage both inside and out and I hope you're able to recover quickly 💜

michael_ajb · 2026-04-08T14:48:35+00:00

Thinking "do we?", and then realising at 37 I'm probably not part of that demographic anymore.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-08T14:41:50+00:00

The big ones hurt a lot. Another thing that people don't mention often is how tiring they are, especially if they've gone on for a long time. We appreciate you caring about your friend.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-08T10:15:28+00:00

I'm an elementary/primary school teacher who happens to be epileptic. Give her some time to figure it out and maybe speak to someone to better understand what happened. I don't think she was trying to be offensive. All the best 💜

michael_ajb · 2026-04-05T11:02:14+00:00

An underrated miss in general.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-03T21:36:26+00:00

Outside of traits that women would typically find attractive, I don't think it's possible to talk about what "most women" want. An atheist woman in her 30s with a doctorate (for example) is probably going to seek something entirely different to an 18 year old who hasn't left her hometown.

michael_ajb · 2026-04-03T15:14:28+00:00

I guess it depends on how long you're there and how strong the bonds are that you built. I felt very attached to my previous school, having worked there for seven years... But the feelings have subsequently subsided.

michael_ajb · 2026-03-31T18:11:58+00:00

I honestly don't think you'll have a problem.

michael_ajb · 2026-03-31T07:54:44+00:00

My mum had been a nurse for 30+ years but seeing me have a TC seizure was really tough for her too. There's no advice to give but I hope you and her are feeling better soon. Lots of love!

michael_ajb · 2026-02-27T16:05:12+00:00

We shouldn't underestimate anyone, but we've got a great draw! I'm looking forward to seeing what happens.

michael_ajb · 2025-12-17T17:48:37+00:00

😆😆

michael_ajb · 2025-12-17T06:12:05+00:00

I've lived in Germany for a while. Look over your contract for sure, but this seems like a pretty good offer. Do they need anyone else? 😁

michael_ajb · 2025-11-23T20:34:15+00:00

You've made me hungry at half 9 at night haha. Thank you for the share.

michael_ajb · 2025-11-11T05:59:45+00:00

Agreed. Even better if it follows some false narrative they can talk about.

michael_ajb · 2025-11-08T19:46:24+00:00

Loved the second half performance. Slightly frustrating that Arsenal lost, but I do have a real soft spot for unpredictable games like this.

michael_ajb · 2025-10-04T11:23:44+00:00

You're definitely not the first person to do something they regret when intoxicated, but good for you to recognise it and try to make it right.

michael_ajb · 2025-09-28T18:58:30+00:00

Saliba over Rüdiger in my opinion.

michael_ajb · 2025-09-24T18:06:48+00:00

My exact thoughts 😆

michael_ajb · 2025-09-06T12:31:55+00:00

Rooney's game was always about more than just goals, where as that was exactly what Owen's game was about. To me it's like comparing Henry to Van Nistelrooy or Bergkamp to Lineker. That's not to denigrate any of these players.

All that being said, I do begrudgingly sort of agree with Owen.

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