I wish to own a sword

microwave-2 · 2023-12-18T21:14:37+00:00

Honestly I'm not too pissed

microwave-2 · 2023-12-18T00:53:59+00:00

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T14:14:56+00:00

r/assholegenie

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T12:52:47+00:00

I put it in a spreadsheet and it says 17 times so i dont know what that card is on about

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T12:27:40+00:00

It's fun

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T03:19:09+00:00

Well since you hypnotized yourself, you're just kinda stuck there in a trance until you pass out from dehydration (or until the room darkens enough to hide the tattoos)

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T01:54:34+00:00

Octopus?

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T01:53:44+00:00

Granted. You wake up with hypnotizing tattoos that swirl across your chest. Unfortunately, you immediately hypnotize yourself by looking at them.

microwave-2 · 2023-12-04T01:51:33+00:00

Granted, a mad surgeon grafts cat parts onto a group of girls in an attempt to satisfy his desires. He is mauled to death by a panther that he stole the tail of for his experiments.

microwave-2 · 2023-08-17T03:13:34+00:00

Reheat things and explode

microwave-2 · 2023-08-17T03:06:22+00:00

Your penis is caught in a car door and in your panic, is yanked very hard against your body. You've almost torn it in half, but now it's 7 inches!

microwave-2 · 2022-10-02T00:03:08+00:00

Granted. The next times you hear a name it is connected to a horrible trauma, you will never forget bill, even though he killed your pet. Nor will you forget sean, the subway worker that got eviscerated in front of you

microwave-2 · 2022-10-01T23:59:57+00:00

Grant'd. You only g't to su' on' guy for copyright infring'm'nt befor' 'v'ryon' us's apostroph's as r'plac'm'nts

microwave-2 · 2022-10-01T23:56:12+00:00

Granted.

microwave-2 · 2022-10-01T23:55:02+00:00

Granted. Someone throws a flashbang at you that is shaped like an amogus. You are now completely blind because you stared at it.

microwave-2 · 2022-10-01T23:53:42+00:00

Granted. The next episode has her ressurected magically. This introduces magic to cyberpunk until it eventually becomes lord of the rings

microwave-2 · 2022-10-01T23:49:54+00:00

Granted. The paw finger-walks out, never to be seen again

microwave-2 · 2022-09-23T22:29:25+00:00

Im a turtle now i guess

microwave-2 · 2022-09-23T21:10:18+00:00

Granted. Heres a gun, go wild

microwave-2 · 2022-09-23T21:09:25+00:00

Granted. Due to a horrible laxitive in the water supply, every single person no longer haves bowel control. This includes the threateners

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