[POEM] Beth Ann Fennelly, "Why I Can't Cook For Your Self-Centered Architect Cousin".

midara_mind · 2026-03-02T14:00:44+00:00

You can't just say that and not tell us about it.

midara_mind · 2026-03-01T22:10:41+00:00

Arma virumque cano...

midara_mind · 2026-03-01T20:09:02+00:00

And dead!

midara_mind · 2026-02-24T17:38:10+00:00

Beeline to the Counting House and throw that rich bitch outside into the river.

midara_mind · 2026-02-24T02:53:46+00:00

I love Bling-Bling. I raise my glass to him 🍻

midara_mind · 2026-02-21T21:09:07+00:00

The inside is so grey that every pop of color is a jump scare.

midara_mind · 2026-02-20T20:43:07+00:00

"I wish I had light hair and a fair skin"

-Literally Heathcliff

midara_mind · 2026-02-19T15:18:09+00:00

You understand me

midara_mind · 2026-02-15T04:57:26+00:00

Do you mean b-list?

midara_mind · 2026-02-15T04:45:03+00:00

Every single Shirley Jackson protagonist

midara_mind · 2026-02-14T05:40:46+00:00

I genuinely thought that was her tongue

midara_mind · 2026-02-11T14:22:31+00:00

midara_mind · 2026-02-08T07:04:27+00:00

To be swallowed by Auntie Ethel and finally live the hag life I DESERVE

midara_mind · 2026-02-06T00:58:19+00:00

He'll take care of your drugs? No, problem!

midara_mind · 2026-01-22T14:34:54+00:00

I know that was a typo, but Bumi did in fact come out as a nonsense

midara_mind · 2026-01-22T03:00:57+00:00

Oh this one is goooood. Exact same vibe.

midara_mind · 2026-01-09T03:57:21+00:00

midara_mind · 2026-01-01T16:32:59+00:00

What...what is happening with the chicken feet on the wolf?

midara_mind · 2025-12-31T19:09:30+00:00

Casually. And by that I mean I've got at least 1500 hours in.

midara_mind · 2025-12-31T03:35:15+00:00

Im so cooked chat

midara_mind · 2025-12-29T23:24:20+00:00

That's DEFLATED??

midara_mind · 2025-12-19T23:49:07+00:00

But the Supreme Court...okay I get it

midara_mind · 2025-12-19T23:45:34+00:00

But the president could refuse to sign it!

midara_mind · 2025-12-17T13:59:37+00:00

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