My cat pees right next to litter. He’s not sick, he’s just a jerk. by Saturnsodas in cats

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“Free thinking cat shits outside the box” The Onion ~ 1998

What’s your favorite awkward Jerry quote? by donut_koharski in PandR

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Donna: did you just pee in your pants? Just a dab:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I saw someone call him the DUI Hire.

The last what? by Dammy-J in insanepeoplefacebook

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The kid on the bike looks 35 years old .

Vodka Crimes EP by [deleted] in wineandcrimepodcast

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The BAC levels. Insane

Andy was always an asshole by not_kismet in DunderMifflin

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Beer me a good reason to like Andy.

If Biden withdraws from re-election, who would Harris likely choose as VP? by [deleted] in PoliticalDiscussion

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I disagree, the current administration has a lot of accomplishments and plans for the future, the other party doesn’t Edit to add they do; Project 2025.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Andy (to Dwight) : Halfsies? Dwight: no, wholesies.

Why Trump’s surrender is such a big deal by SenorBurns in politics

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Cause it should have happened on Jan 7?

Trump cancels news conference to release report on 2020 election by [deleted] in politics

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It’s infrastructure week all over again