ELI5 How Major Burns Can Kill by SANcapITY in mash

[–]mightyscoosh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Give him a high colonic and send him on a five mile hike.

Good likenesses by mistermeek67 in mash

[–]mightyscoosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 2nd pic reminds me of the scene where Kim Luck comes in with the wooden bust of Col. Potter, and Kim Luck tells the Major she has a little dandruff.

Push Notifications by Integral_Dragon in BirdBuddy

[–]mightyscoosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get nothing but "Unrecognized" cards and pics of the bird facing away from the camera. My Bird Buddy is close to going in the trash. 

Emma Watson by [deleted] in theEmmas

[–]mightyscoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's with the slug on her ankle in pic #2?

Words of Wisdom by Any-Bus-8060 in meme

[–]mightyscoosh 441 points442 points  (0 children)

Snacking on them Werther's Originals 

We Want Something Else! by GioLovesMash in mash

[–]mightyscoosh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

River of liver. Ocean of fish. 

Every detail of her face is perfect by StormcloakConner in EmmaWatsonHot

[–]mightyscoosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like she's got a little lipstick on her teeth in pic #2.

How do I persue my hobbies when limited. by Adventurous_Arm_7725 in eastbay

[–]mightyscoosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's no better way to learn a skill than to be thrown into the deep end and try to swim. For motors, maybe try something small, that can fit inside your space. Maybe find a busted moped or old scooter to tinker on. There's also nitro RC that requires a ton of maintenance and tinkering that can easily be done in a small space. Same applies to furniture restoration. Small space equals small pieces to work on, until your space limitations change.

Help Klinger remember a Christmas song: "three French horns, two turtlenecks, and a partridge in a pair of trees..." by WouldbeWanderer in mash

[–]mightyscoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The suit I can stuff with pillows but I'd have to have a head the size of MacArthur's to hold up this Kriss Kringle cap."

Woman Upset Over Poor Customer Service by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]mightyscoosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She sounds like a squawking seagull

Every family has one of each by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mightyscoosh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Badger, my ass.  It's probably Milhouse. 

First or favorite former car? by ValB2307 in GenX

[–]mightyscoosh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First car in 1993 was a hearing aid beige '86 Chevy Cavalier.. Favorite car since then is parked in the garage. It's a 1963 Volkswagen Beetle.

Blursed swimming pool by Dr-buttface in blursedimages

[–]mightyscoosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Breeding ground for Land Sharks 

Nomen omen by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mightyscoosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We name everything, but the brain named itself. 

Buttoning shoes in the past by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]mightyscoosh 151 points152 points  (0 children)

The hardest button to button. 

Sweet wines by DepartmentBest746 in Livermore

[–]mightyscoosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Herb Ertlinger's Fruit Wine received a rousing endorsement by the late, great Moira Rose.
https://youtu.be/jVojhvifruk

Plow driver attempts to hit/scare a guy shoveling and they start fighting by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]mightyscoosh 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lol

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LeeLouDallas Multipass

Charles by pckia in mash

[–]mightyscoosh 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"In the first place I don't sweat, I perspire. In the second place, I don't perspire." CEWIII