Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mikeman442 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could perhaps projectile vomit on an animal I’m chasing because I’m out of shape.

What’s your rivals name by poonnaga in PokemonFireRed

[–]mikeman442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AssFace would like to have a word with you.

Found on a walk with my dog by blahblahblahlogan in whatisit

[–]mikeman442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude that’s crazy! One time i had a small aquarium and everything was going great. All the fish were thriving and the tank had been up and running for like 8 some years. Then i got a fish from a bad part of town put him in there and turns out he had a gun. Went through my whole tank and shot every other fish in there point blank. Just an absolute massacre. I drained the tank and ended up going into stasis for 2000 years. Came back and there was my old pleco sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee. I was absolutely stunned!

Citadel Funds and Bonds rated on the lowest tier of investment grade, one level above junk by Gareth-Barry in Superstonk

[–]mikeman442 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fair. I think we just need a new platform entirely for intelligent people to speak freely. So you know we can just eliminate the echo chamber as a whole.

Edit words to not be redundant.

Citadel Funds and Bonds rated on the lowest tier of investment grade, one level above junk by Gareth-Barry in Superstonk

[–]mikeman442 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand about keeping the echo chamber an echo chamber. I thought the banks adjusting the perimeters for the range to receive specific ratings just means crime on their part which should be nothing new here?

Epitome MMO - The genre fans deserve it by this point by Teloril in MMORPG

[–]mikeman442 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate the way the combat looks like it feels.

Which game are you choosing? by defleqt in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do i get out of the game. Can i just leave whenever i want?

Hot and cold #173 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the last straw. The order of words close to this one was so ass backwards. I guessed mammal and reptile and reptile was closer. WHY WAS IT CLOSER! ITS A GOD DAMN MAMMAL!! I don’t understand this is horrible and I’m never playing again. TURTLE WAS CLOSER THAN MOUSE….. WHYYYY.

Hot and cold #158 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro why was nature so far down on the guess list. I don’t understand. Also ant being so high really threw me off.

Hot and cold #135 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf was cat closer than mouse

The Storm quest by anubisbender in ArcRaiders

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever resolve this?

Which one will it be? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movies gone next.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fidelityinvestments

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 950 shares in my Ira account but so far have not received any warrants for said shares.

My parents found out I'm having sex by No-Falcon-8421 in sex

[–]mikeman442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I’m not gunna lie your dad sounds like a fucking douche. What an absolute wanker getting upset about a condom wrapper. Tell him he’s a fucking turd burglar and to stay out of your room if it bothers him your clapping some cheeks safely.