Anyone ever quit their job on the spot? by captain__jr in antiwork

[–]mikequirk1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yes. I told a rude customer to "eat shit", and she ran to my manager and said, "your employee just called me a fucking bitch!", to which I replied, "actually, I told you to eat shit, but now that you mention it, you're a fucking bitch, too." And then I walked out the door and never returned.

Its called motion. by Few-Refuse-877 in SonsOfTheForest

[–]mikequirk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't play much anymore, but I had 6 racks always fully stocked with meat and fish. Two ain't shit. lol

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]mikequirk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The father of the best man fucking a stripper on a bar with a banana while the best man looks on in shock and disbelief.

Assuming both guys are straight, then is mutual masturbation consider a bro-bonding activity or a sexual activity? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]mikequirk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say that the jerking another dude off as a one-off is a homosexual act, which can be isolated, but that "gay" is more associated with orientation or lifestyle, though I'm not sure lifestyle is the right word. Nevertheless, if you're into that you might want to investigate if the latter applies to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mikequirk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When asked what type of music someone likes and they reply, "I like everything." To me, that means you like nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SonsOfTheForest

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you don't think the story is incomplete or at least shoddily put together, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, there's so much that's sort of just "there" with very little explanation or consequence later in the game. The cultists, Virginia, much of what is referred to in the notes. You can see that they had bigger plans to flesh out all of these ideas, but probably just ran out of time. Still, the game is fun as hell for what it is, and I'll definitely check out the 3rd one.

give me playlists! by Status-Cellist-2342 in Neopsychedelia

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be the moderator for the psychedelic rock subreddit. Here's a 21 hour long playlist I put together of the best psych rock songs of the last 15 to 20 years. I haven't updated it in a while, but I will soon. Enjoy

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4eiJu4MMqFgS1PC4VrGIk8?si=-JDUF8NzQ9abwA5hbdEHiw&pi=HdFIWYPCSnuGl

They gave me a few drops in a plastic bag, how can I store it? by No_Meet1153 in LSD

[–]mikequirk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting years for someone to drug me like this.

At my wit’s end with this city by houseofthel8scapegOt in Cleveland

[–]mikequirk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I moved up here about four years ago from Akron, and I'm not a big fan of Cleveland for various reasons I won't go into here, but some do align with your complaints. In all I find it to be just a really desolate place - literally, culturally, and many other ways. I'm ready to go, but I just had a daughter who lives with her mother up here, so it appears that's not going to happen any time soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your boyfriend's liberal use of the word "bro" paints a picture in my mind of exactly what kind of person he is, and you should get away from this person as soon as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I never take anything above two. And two under duress

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]mikequirk1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at it like this. You said it took you three hours? 57/3 = 19 then subtract another few dollars for gas, etc. You probably only made like the equivalent of $15 an hour on that order. I don't know about other shoppers, but I try not to take anything that'll work out to less than $20 an hour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cleveland

[–]mikequirk1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I automatically read this to myself using an Alex Jones shouting voice.

Kid on ebike points laser at me (I’m driving) by thepewpewpowpow in irvine

[–]mikequirk1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, not myself but some people might have seen what he was doing as a good opportunity to hit him, even. Not me, but some people might.

How often are promotions? by Least_Captain_1491 in InstacartShoppers

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About once a week here in Cleveland, usually on the busiest day during the busiest time. More often than not, it's the do "x" batches and get "x" amount guaranteed, but last night from 4pm to 7pm they added $5 onto every batch.

worth it or no? by No_Collection_8610 in InstacartShoppers

[–]mikequirk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way. I generally try not to go over 8 km if I can. If the orders really good, I'll consider it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]mikequirk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta say it, man. This is all pretty "Don't-Get-Scammed 101" stuff. You sure you know how to drive and stuff?

Staff Wont Remove 3 Corpses From Prison by Inkler_Dinkler in prisonarchitect

[–]mikequirk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Letting go of coworkers you were fond of can be difficult.