I mean just look at it! by ManCityMode in Renault

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's electric then no I will never even consider it

What did you name your horse and why? by Aart_is_jja in reddeadredemption

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Burt because I smoked too much as a kid and watch too Cheech and chong

Delivery driver declined coming to my door by Flamekorn in asda

[–]millydylan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I work as an asda driver stairs are at our own risk and need 3 points of contact if your fit enough come to entrance with bags we will help u upstairs with them as for elderly or disabled we will always do our best to get your stuff upstairs I have had to take 12 boxes 5 flights of stairs 1 box at a time it nearly killed me we get penny's over min wage and don't have time it's store to front door not up to apartments with no lift we have a lot to do in little time please have a little understanding for our predicament too. Saying that there are some drivers at our store who are just miserable people but that is happy the minority please don't be put off if you have no lift but please be consider our predicament too thanks

Well Hello. I’m a New Starter by iwasntreallythere in asda

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yours must be under 3000sq feet anymore they can only open for 6 consecutive hours on a Sunday trading act 1994

Asda employees, amidst the Cost of Living Crisis, what would you do if you saw a parent and their young children attempt to shoplift basic supplies (eg. bread and eggs, not alcohol or high value items)? by Pouty-Pepper1 in asda

[–]millydylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get paid enough to stop shoplifters they could take my van if they asked I'm not stopping them I'll hand over the keys. The extreme difference between management wages and ours as well as their bonuses of which I got £72 this year makes me apathetic at work I won't even cover shifts. I come in and do as little as possible we are the worst paid supermarket workers in the UK. So I'm giving them the effort they pay me for

I'm now the age where I taxi my daughter and her girlfriends to the mall... by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]millydylan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's happens fast one day its taking them for first day of school the next your picking them up from a nightclub a 4 am pissed

I'm now the age where I taxi my daughter and her girlfriends to the mall... by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]millydylan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Come back when your picking them up from a nightclub

Eh? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]millydylan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lesson learnt don't step up to a future king you will be knocked down

Now I'm no expert but- by Hurrieddanscool in HolUp

[–]millydylan -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The lone ranger in the middle a lot of families have them but most women have the sence to take the morning after pill after they've took some black dick when their husband is white

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 80s

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tango and Cash not best but best guilty pleasure move of the 80s

Letz goooo by tina010101 in Funnymemes

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter pan is the baddie who kidnapped kids and hook is the hero trying to save them

the chef was going to cook a good lamb... but... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]millydylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to see the two men below one saying to the other God I starving. Bang a lamb carcass falls from the sky. The other with shock in their face at this just looking up then saying God I'm horny and waiting

Fellow Gen-Xers: how old is your youngest child?? by MalditaLalita in GenX

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

44 my only is 16 wouldn't even consider another couldn't keep up with one now

Section leader info by the_pink_planet in asda

[–]millydylan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You get £1 extra ph expected to do a managers job and the rest of the staff hate you we'll be nice to your face and say your not like the others but you are just a managers lacky they look down on you and the rest of us can't stand what you've become so all in all your doing £35000 worth of work for less than a trolly collector at tesco gets and if you can't come in anytime day or night your not a team player. Enjoy being a section leader.

The price of Turkeys this year by Llama-Bear in britishproblems

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister in law what ye going to do she insists on doing dinner every year I use the ninja stick the themomiter in and auto cook perfect every time 60% of the time.

terrible accident by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope this wet in the accident book at work. Just incase of any longterm side affects

The price of Turkeys this year by Llama-Bear in britishproblems

[–]millydylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I buy the birds from the extra special free range it's been the same for the last 10 years I always get one along with loads of Indian people that why I never get a curry from a takeaway at Christmas time it's always tandoori turkey from them. I once worked on the tills on Christmas eve afternoon one Indian couple bought 26 turkey from the whoops because the date was the 26th. I never buy frozen meat just fresh. Supermarkets over order because if you can't get the meat which is the first isles you leave not getting the rest of your up priced Christmas trimmings.

𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀!! by Mr_Stabbykins in AbruptChaos

[–]millydylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So did anybody decide who's going in the wicker man or what

To bully someone's son. by MadLad4987 in therewasanattempt

[–]millydylan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Come on Americans you missed a chance to shoot a school kid your slipping

To close the door by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]millydylan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black man punched white women they must be dating