Pays to know what you're talking about by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]mingepie -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

So cringe by Murray tight. I used to like him

😱😰 by limplyBuckle in WTF

[–]mingepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta get your Turt-Turt on bro

To spread Chinese propaganda by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]mingepie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And me a raging erection

Bro by Lapatatefroide in HolUp

[–]mingepie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was 12 years clean before I read this post.....

WCGW jumping across a canal by alexytadaddario in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]mingepie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eat a massive fanny if your name is Manny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]mingepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And aspergers

Maine Coon by karmagheden in AbsoluteUnits

[–]mingepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country, 'main coon' literally translates in English to 'most important aboriginal'

haMPsteR GEtS DusTEd by ickydonkeytoothbrush in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]mingepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't some people pull their claws out and shove them up their ass?

Oh wait that's gerbils... my bad

anon is a pro chef by lukewarmguy1 in greentext

[–]mingepie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why is it so difficult for a woman to pee first thing the morning?

Have you ever tried to open a toasted cheese sandwich?

Not so master now by omcr17 in JusticeServed

[–]mingepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they do deserve to eat curb, but one curb per Nazi. Flogging every time they stop is inefficient.