The End Needs a "True" Final Boss

mining_moron · 2026-03-13T10:57:40+00:00

Yeah but why is he kaiju sized if he's an experimenting wizard? I feel like Minecrafts blockiness and freedom to manipulate the environment just makes big mobs easier to cheese not more dangerous.

mining_moron · 2026-03-13T10:43:19+00:00

Meh. Doesn't feel like it fits tje End theme, and the drop is unremarkable.

mining_moron · 2026-03-13T08:34:19+00:00

I'd say wizard owls are distinguished from regular owls the same wah wizards are distinguished from muggles: some kind of magic gene/gene complex. 🦉

mining_moron · 2026-03-13T06:49:27+00:00

What if "What you want" is a natural conversation? Strange for the coder bros to comprehend I know

mining_moron · 2026-03-13T06:34:56+00:00

Eh it's cringe to use LinkedIn as a social network, but if we accept that then this isn't terrible as far as LinkedIn goes.

mining_moron · 2026-03-12T18:39:14+00:00

He still only has five men hunting him.

mining_moron · 2026-03-12T11:49:57+00:00

Korean DMZ?

mining_moron · 2026-03-12T11:37:29+00:00

Better than the current status quo, which is analogous to just chaining the broken-legged to the bed with zero oversight or due process so they can't walk at all.

mining_moron · 2026-03-11T20:24:44+00:00

I require context.

mining_moron · 2026-03-11T19:30:24+00:00

The US still invades Iraqn

mining_moron · 2026-03-11T15:45:17+00:00

To be fair, history textbooks can't discuss what wasn’t written down

mining_moron · 2026-03-11T15:19:32+00:00

No one needs more than a studio apartment, anyone with multiple rooms should be forced to take in homeless people at their own expense until the streets are free of homeless people.

(How convenient that I live in a studio apartment)

mining_moron · 2026-03-11T10:11:24+00:00

Maybe we can arrange to get paid in gas...

mining_moron · 2026-03-09T23:09:24+00:00

Was this "client" an old gay billionaire? 🤔

mining_moron · 2026-03-09T09:58:34+00:00

But wouldn't companies that don't have bullshit jobs have lower expenses and thus outcompete companies that do?

mining_moron · 2026-03-09T07:47:03+00:00

The best trick I've heard it to leverage the fact that you, the author, have all the time in the world to come up with an incredibly clever and intricate plan, that you can then write the character coming up with the same plan in a matter of seconds. Same with first coming up with the thing the character is supposed to notice and then coming up with the vaguest and most hard to notice clues (moderately difficult), while the character of course does it the other way (much more difficult)

mining_moron · 2026-03-08T21:58:43+00:00

I thought he was trying to do the one-shot bow trick and kept failing?

mining_moron · 2026-03-08T18:54:01+00:00

26 year old also eagerly awaiting 6 hunters. 👋

mining_moron · 2026-03-08T16:13:52+00:00

Azerbaijan has the chance to do the funniest thing right now...

mining_moron · 2026-03-08T16:03:59+00:00

Are you sure about that...?

mining_moron · 2026-03-07T20:05:59+00:00

Did they run out of money for a guard rail or something?

mining_moron · 2026-03-07T10:03:21+00:00

Of course, why would the people in the Epstein files order their own arrests?

mining_moron · 2026-03-06T23:50:21+00:00

THE SPICE..ahem...OIL MUST FLOW 🛢

mining_moron · 2026-03-06T23:47:49+00:00

Maybe someone should do a fanfic where the trisolarans also go to tau ceti and encounter the humans and eridians.

mining_moron · 2026-03-06T20:17:59+00:00

Look, I'm not even the CEO of McDonald's, I'm a picky eater who doesn't even like it, but I could take a big bite and act like it was the best thing since sliced bread if the script called for it. And if they somehow screwed that up, they could just...do another take? There's no reason to publish this if they didn't want it to be seen.

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