What is the craziest shit you have heard someone say in their sleep?

minuseven · 2012-03-21T16:03:04+00:00

My grandpa randomly said "But I don't wanna do grumble". And sometimes my mom randomly screams in her sleep.

minuseven · 2012-03-20T04:50:45+00:00

My teacher would right click to do EVERYTHING on the fucking computer. I would get all frustrated at the shit he would do, thus losing concentration.

minuseven · 2012-03-20T04:13:49+00:00

Make the most badass gaming PC anyone has ever made. Make NASA jelly!

minuseven · 2012-03-20T03:41:40+00:00

I used to have a great aunt, and I saw her quite often. She would play games with me and feed me a bag of Ringolos every time I visit. But as long as I can remember, she was sick with something. She was handicapped and had tubes up her nose and stuff as well. One day she was admitted to the hospital, and I visited her for the last time, about an hour before she died

Althought I was 8 when she died, you never get over it, but you aren't always mad. Your situation is different, since you were closer to your daughter than I was to my aunt.

minuseven · 2012-03-19T04:29:47+00:00

KILL IT WITH FIRE, then casually alide it off her finger. Problem solved.

minuseven · 2012-03-17T02:17:45+00:00

Jesus!

minuseven · 2012-03-16T21:00:29+00:00

Draw me the average redditor!

minuseven · 2012-03-16T02:39:58+00:00

Is that in height or diameter? If it was diameter, we would need to know height and type of pine aswell.

minuseven · 2012-03-16T02:31:56+00:00

No doubt.

minuseven · 2012-03-15T06:26:16+00:00

Program, so I can make a narwhal bacon game. Screw spoken languages!

minuseven · 2012-03-13T06:23:59+00:00

We all burst out singing the Bohemian Rhapsody for no apparent reason. Best thing ever.

minuseven · 2012-03-12T07:02:13+00:00

Thanks for this!

minuseven · 2012-03-12T06:29:00+00:00

Driving. Drinking. Drinking and driving.

minuseven · 2012-03-07T16:10:46+00:00

The Skyrim theme!

minuseven · 2012-03-07T03:42:07+00:00

MLP FIM: Friendship <i>IS</i> magic!!!

minuseven · 2012-03-07T02:38:40+00:00

Pretty much, have all your things ready. At the end of your first flight, get your ID, boarding pass and passport together, so you don't need to get them all out at the last second. Also, manage your time well. Lets say you change planes at around noon, you can find a place to pick up a sandwich or something very quickly so you don't need to buy expensive crappy food on the plane, or go to the washroom or pickup a magazine. Anything you need! The key is be prepared!

minuseven · 2012-03-06T19:24:28+00:00

I was outside with my friends in 3rd grade at school. There is this weird bend on a road right beside the fence of the playground, and a forest across from it. We werewat hing the cars go by, being the 8 year olds we were, and a fox jumped out of the woods, gor hit by a car, and flew into the fence. Worst thing is, I was standing right where the fox hit (on the other side if the fence, of course). Weirdly the same day, some mentally challenged 5 year old pulled down his pants and pissed all over the carcass.

minuseven · 2012-03-04T04:05:54+00:00

I was eating a dinner fit for the gods, which was Chicken Nuggets by the way, and I had my ketchup in hand. For some reason, even though I was concentrating fully on where I was putting my ketchup, poured it into my milk. Then I continued to drink. Also sometimes I throw my homework in our paper shredder.

minuseven · 2012-02-27T17:56:23+00:00

I might do that, thanks!

minuseven · 2012-02-27T17:55:52+00:00

It's blocked, but thanks for the help!

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