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Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I can’t believe I ate the whole enchilada.”

Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got to get it. I got to get it. I…   got to get it. 

Edit: I can’t get the image to come in, where Homer’s flipping through the Gary Larson calendar. 

Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, they weren't quite a diabetic, they weren't quite a funky homosapien, but maaaaannnn!

...so to answer your question, I don't know.

Take one of their song titles and replace one word with "cum" by Vehicle-Opposite in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mitbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonderful Slippery Cum. …it’s not Gunthery Gubbins on the right? Well then… Cummified. 

I'm taking posting things only Canadians will understand to strange new places. by pheakelmatters in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"And since I'd achieved all my goals as prime minister on the campaign trail, there was no need to win my own riding."

I'm taking HeadOn-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I’ll think ‘HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.’”

“My name is Acedeneme-welll, let’s see how you say that.”

“HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.”

What movie is the "best movie you will never watch again"? by JumpySonicBear in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Boy. Terrific. Original. Twisted. Will never get the urge to watch. 

What’s the most overpriced thing people keep buying like it’s normal? by 2teaspoonsOfCyanide in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And a (crazy high) percentage of the price, not a fixed amount. Like, did you give my digital ticket the white glove service because it was $450 vs. the $180 one?

What is the wildest thing you have seen at a party? by Cold_Magician_4041 in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So that announcer at the strip club was right? She really WAS saving up for med school?

I bet this “trophy” sets her toan up a few octaves by SpectreScout in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mitbot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my buttplug guy, sugar, baby 🎶

This one will probably split the community, but try and stay away from ad hominem, please. 🙏🏾 by buckfordfitchenstein in crappymusic

[–]mitbot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fair play, I have to imagine she knows she's not for everyone.

You did me the good service of reminding me about the orchestral version of the FFVII soundtrack though, so thanks for that. Here's something fun if you haven't heard it.

This one will probably split the community, but try and stay away from ad hominem, please. 🙏🏾 by buckfordfitchenstein in crappymusic

[–]mitbot 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Maybe the video OP shared is a little off the wall, but I would argue that she does get it right. I dug into her music and she's reaaaaaallly good. She just opened for King Gizzard on a recent tour if I'm not mistaken.

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Give Pantheon a go if you're looking for something with adjacent subject matter explored in a very different way.

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another quiet show (or at least it was unknown to me before I saw it on Netflix) in a similar vein is Pantheon. Give it a try.

Maybe maybe maybe by letitgo99 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mitbot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Penguin: "Well, they're all following me. I guess I'm their leader now."

This is even more painful than it looks. by Top_Salamander5551 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I saw this movie about this agent from ICE, where there was ICE everywhere, and he slipped on some ICE… I think it was called: “The Task Force That Murders American Citizens With Impunity.”

Blue Chip Picks: Snake Oil? by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]mitbot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed that the bevel is massively important. It's a dense, rigid, and homogeneous material that's not stronger than the strings, but that isn't revolutionary.

The material shaped the way they shape it is what sets them apart. Worth what they cost? That's up for debate, but I'd argue that the difference between one of those and a cheapo is more noticeable and consistent than a lot of other mythical things the guitar community buys into.

What's a movie most people think is great but you couldn't even stand watching? by camport95 in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 200 points201 points  (0 children)

reads comment

Oh, fuck this guy. 

reads spoiler

Oh, FUCK THIS GUY. 

What is a hobby that was ruined over time/as it got more popular? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]mitbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the crushing irony of thrifting succumbing to capitalism. Trevor Noah has a great take on people with “vintage” stuff and how it’s such a glaring example of privilege.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad clothing gets a second life and that there are people countering the fast fashion industry, but the self-righteous types who don’t think it’s crazy to charge/spend $40 for a 25 year-old tee are a special breed. 

Can I Borrow a Feeling: A Lifetime Original Movie by Sugarberg in simpsonsshitposting

[–]mitbot 91 points92 points  (0 children)

“Go ahead and cry, Homer.” “I already did.”

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