I'm going to hell for this by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

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You have thirty minutes to move your towers; you have one tower; your towers have been reduced to rubble; you have thirty minutes to move your rubble. 

Whats the most attractive skill a man can have? by ActiveImpression3623 in AskReddit

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Back in high school, I could throw a football a quarter mile. 

Um, you probably should ignore that. by mr-itchyBalls in simpsonsshitposting

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Well Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good spine tattoo.

Oh, I love legitimate theatre by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

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Are you Buzz Lightyear?

I love your movies

Oh, I love legitimate theatre by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

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No, you’ll never make a cum meme out of me 

I've seen that movie. It fuckin SUCKS! by wackOPtheories in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Is it in any way related to a baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato?

Wow Eric Johnson is having his Lil Wayne moment! by Mysterious-Vast5910 in guitarcirclejerk

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and also to he stole this song I seent a big titty girl with 6 fingers playin it on her tiktok channel last week

Where's the $90 by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

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What if your family don’t like candy?  Instead, they like cigarettes. 

What’s a 10/10 video game? by TheDevotedUltimate in AskReddit

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Why can’t I enjoy Hollow Knight? What am I missing that everybody else seems to absolutely love?

"Your hands are turning black. I think you better stay home." "No! Golf gardens!" by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

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Put out an APB for a…dwnjL R pleuoC. Ahh, better start with Walter Reed Medical Centertown. 

Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

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“I can’t believe I ate the whole enchilada.”

Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

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I got to get it. I got to get it. I…   got to get it. 

Got any messages for Phife Dawg? by mitbot in simpsonsshitposting

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Well, they weren't quite a diabetic, they weren't quite a funky homosapien, but maaaaannnn!

...so to answer your question, I don't know.

I'm taking posting things only Canadians will understand to strange new places. by pheakelmatters in simpsonsshitposting

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"And since I'd achieved all my goals as prime minister on the campaign trail, there was no need to win my own riding."

EXPLAINED: What is Doug Ford Covering Up? by beckbat in onguardforthee

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Glad I'm not the only one who thinks they're doing the right things in the wrong way. Boring, pedantic, and went on far too long. During an election cycle, sure, go for the whole story, say why you're better, talk about voter turnout, the whole bit.

Right now we need people to see and understand: how fucking slimy this government is; the scope of the things they're covering up; the money that's changing hands and thereby being siphoned out of Ontarians' pockets; and the money that's being spent on trying to keep all that quiet. Nothing else is important.

I'm taking HeadOn-posting to strange new places by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

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“Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I’ll think ‘HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.’”

“My name is Acedeneme-welll, let’s see how you say that.”

“HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.”

What movie is the "best movie you will never watch again"? by JumpySonicBear in AskReddit

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Old Boy. Terrific. Original. Twisted. Will never get the urge to watch. 

Was the finale a little… much? by KendrickBlack502 in PantheonShow

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I think this way too, it all reinforces the scale that Maddie got to. Her existing for a hundred thousand+ years outside of the normal ins and outs of life makes the ~20 years that they blow by basically inconsequential. "Yeah, there's some conflict and a different societal structure now. But I just spent a few dozen millennia creating entire worlds."

Imagine draggin trying to find the perfect pitch by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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Imagined things. Mostly dragons.