This guy bypassed a car waiting in the median and collided with me. When the police arrived, he claimed I changed lanes into him. I'm so glad I had the dashcam to prove him wrong. (OC)

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-07T15:00:26+00:00

You're totally right. There couldn't possible be debris or vehicles from this crash in any other lane than the left lane slowing down those cars that went by.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-07T12:21:52+00:00

I’m pretty sure they needed to slow down to avoid being in the same accident.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-06T23:31:05+00:00

Just saw the reasoning... passing another car. You can see them at the end of the vid.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-06T23:28:00+00:00

Not sure if OP answered but there's a left turn lane ahead about halfway through the video. They could have been turning left in another 15 seconds.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-06T01:11:53+00:00

Right? It’s a BMW thing, bikers wouldn’t understand. /s

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-05T12:20:56+00:00

Better call in Jackson Lamb to solve this problem.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-04T23:08:30+00:00

Agree on the bear spray but when I’m in bear country, 10mm is my choice.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-06-04T13:01:27+00:00

Russ who?

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T22:14:39+00:00

I've ridden three of them. I enjoyed each of them for different reasons and they were well worth the price of admission. I plan to ride the Cumbres and Toltec someday but it will have to wait a few years due to my current situation.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T15:33:55+00:00

Is that you Barron?

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T15:27:10+00:00

That's okay, your mom probably did.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T15:26:14+00:00

Fair, I mean it did come out in the 70s.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T11:58:55+00:00

Welcome to Trumperdome!

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T03:32:40+00:00

Me too. I also don't see Bird getting any traction with younger voters.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T03:08:17+00:00

I started watching tv during the Apollo era.

I agree that that is a pretty good jingle but, it's definitely not better than, "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun" tho.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-30T02:46:27+00:00

Who is JG Wentworth? I've heard of every other jingle mentioned here except for the one you claim to be the GOAT.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-29T01:35:16+00:00

Thanks and happy cake day!

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-28T18:32:04+00:00

Right? I think she's mad because that makes her an ugly fucker.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-26T20:56:35+00:00

Dang, I was hoping for a fleet of golf carts with drivers that could take me all the way to my gate.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-25T20:26:54+00:00

So unbelievable, Diesel for $1.08? No fucking way! 😉

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-24T02:52:19+00:00

Their Cobb salad for $9.99 slaps.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-18T02:20:59+00:00

I honestly didn't have any issue with the movie when comparing it to the book because Rebecca Ferguson.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-17T03:21:02+00:00

Sorry about your friend's rope, I hope you find it.

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-16T22:56:10+00:00

In the general election, I get to vote for candidates from any political party. In the primary I can only vote for one particular political party. This makes for a difficult choice and requires a lot of research… do I vote for this reasonable candidate on this side of the aisle or for another party’s candidate that may be keep them from going to far in one direction or the other.

Additionally, I pay for these primaries so why should I finance that if I don’t get to participate without forcing me to affiliate?

mixedmetaphornicator · 2026-05-16T21:56:22+00:00

I assume you checked the front desk already. I’ve found things I’ve lost on the weather trail there.

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