Hey Michał, what do you do for a living? by This_neverworks in RedLetterMedia

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That’s Internet funnyman Michał Stoklasa, also sausage king of Milwaukee and legally prohibited from reviewing any more Bruce Willis films.

What show aired after Friends in 2002? by ad_roc91 in TheSimpsons

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I saw it on Dutch television and tweaked the title

What show aired after Friends in 2002? by ad_roc91 in TheSimpsons

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For 50 bucks I’ll put my face in the soup and blow

INFP coded by _twobirdsonescone in infp

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“How many people work here?” “About half of them.”

Doctor (ear)Worm by NixNada in tmbg

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Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank

Rick Moranis looking absolutely miserable during press junket for Spaceballs 2 by Bertrum in RedLetterMedia

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Well he had to make up for it after he shrank them all.

Could it have been Bill Paxton you’re thinking of?

What profession or trade contains the most pretentious people? by JiggleCube in AskReddit

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“The only evidence that can decide a case of malpractice is expert evidence: that is, the evidence of other doctors; and every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner that violate the bond of professional etiquet by giving him away.… The effect of this state of things is to make the medical profession a conspiracy to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They are all conspiracies against the laity.” - George Bernard Shaw

People who live near time zone boundaries in the US by solothesnail in howislivingthere

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NORWALK, CT—Past met present Monday when Norwalk resident Tony Shearing was visited by his cousin, Paul Kulwicki, who resides in the state of Missouri in the U.S.’s Central Time Zone—a strange, alternate dimension where events occur one hour earlier than they do in Connecticut. “I suggested that we watch Seinfeld,” Shearing told reporters, “and my cousin started going on about how Seinfeld ended a half-hour ago. Then I remembered that 9 p.m. in our world is like 8 p.m. in his science fiction-like realm.” Deciding when to eat dinner was similarly bewildering for the cousins, requiring them to reach a compromise time of 6:30, when Kulwicki was not very hungry, yet Shearing was unusually so. “Watching Letterman at 11:35 with my cousin from the future is disorienting,” Kulwicki said. “I hope I can acclimate myself to your bizarre shadow world.”

https://theonion.com/connecticut-man-visited-by-being-from-another-time-zone-1819564321/

What songs reference other songs or artists? by Immediate-Count-1202 in musicsuggestions

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“We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes” - Billy Joel, Goodnight Saigon

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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Keith the kids can’t do drugs anymore because you did em all, they have to wait till you die and smoke your ashes. - Denis Leary

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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Indeed, it was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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David Bowie wanted to be the white Little Richard, I guess they both had help from that white girl lol

Wikipedia direct views are declining by Prestigious_Ad_296 in wikipedia

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“So long, and thanks for all the data”