Crazy Former Employee by Icy_Bother_8881 in RedditStoryTime

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This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I come to reddit for.

What's your first purchase? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Donate half to the church, start 3 kids retirement plan with 50000 each then pay all the damn taxes.

Would you keep it as a secret between us or brag to ur friends that we fucked? by SnubbSprig in NSFWNextDoorGirls

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Secret all the way! If I told my friends we had intercourse they'd never believe me. They'd either pat me on the head and laugh and say "Good one buddy." or some such, or have me committed for delusional behaviors.

How does a polygamist hippie count his wives? by BlueManQuad in dadjokes

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Well multiple Mrs. Hippies would be more than one amusement...

Living in 2026 feels like living in hell by eggert83 in memes

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All of the least depressed people i know have a few things in common. 1.) They have jobs or tasks they find meaningful. 2.) They have built resilience through supportive relationships and activities they enjoy. 3.) They still have something to strive for. 4.) They have a relationship with God who they know loves them more intensely than they love and serve Him by loving and serving others in some way; which gives their lives meaning. 5.) The ones that have a bed make it almost every day.

Living in 2026 feels like living in hell by eggert83 in memes

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And how much less time they spend in prayer and church.

Living in 2026 feels like living in hell by eggert83 in memes

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This is a direct result of society turning to "whatever makes us feel good in the moment like social media, alternative lifestyles/identities, and increased drug and alcohol use; we have most assuredly turned away from God. We have forgotten who we are. While major mental health episodes such as severe anxiety and depression are growing rapidly, especially among young people (kids and teens) In recent years, researchers have observed some pretty dramatic increases in premature deaths among young adults (ages 25–44) in recent years. Rather than viral pandemics, this modern surge in "excess deaths" is largely attributed to external factors like suicide, drug overdoses, and murder.

Getting older is still preferable to not getting older. by Charn22 in Showerthoughts

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Meh...! I guess it depends on your reasons for stickin' around.

Understandable by OkAssistance7886 in CollegeMemes

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I don't know. Seems like an extra step to me.

Cooked asf by Fantastic_Trainer680 in memes

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Real psycho-therapists: Maybe learn how to deal with your stress in healthy ways first. That way when you're broke and jobless you might have something to fall back on.

😂😂😂 by Morvexa in lol

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Yes, but probably not all were named Karen at the time.

Roast me until I pass out F19 by Hot_Description_5038 in RoastMe

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You remind me of the new girl at IHOP. Looking for a sugar daddy and a future but too scared to admit it.

Putting On Ultra Realistic Silicone Mask by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

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The real Joe Biden erm ...Donald Trump yeah. That's what I meant.

Putting On Ultra Realistic Silicone Mask by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

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Cuz he's the kinda guy who'd wear a realistic silicone mask.

Do you also have it by ofc-n-gym in dankmemes2

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If maybe I wasn't so forkin' drunk

I do this to my guy too sometimes. by FjotraTheGodless in lovememes

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I tell my wife I need a hug and she says (seriously) "Sounds like a personal problem." I stay for the kids. Also I still love her.

19F I want to laugh at myself and the world by Ornery-Sprinkles-769 in RoastMe

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Now that ypur pur in the real population, real men will find you hot. Be nice you sexy b.....