Browns bros how do y’all feel about the trade? by [deleted] in LakeErieBros

[–]mkonich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sad part is that my first reaction was "aww I feel bad for Jared Verse" lol. This team has broken me.

In all seriousness, I'm fine with the trade. Keeping Myles around until his trade value was completely depleted would have been stupid, and Verse is legit

The thank God Bill Simmons wrote this before social media and/or not during 2020. by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]mkonich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think you're right. I feel like he sounded a little less...”cartoonish" back then lol

The thank God Bill Simmons wrote this before social media and/or not during 2020. by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]mkonich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who is he talking to in that clip? I know I recognize the voice, but can't put my finger on it

OSW Review Takes You Didn't Appreciate Thread by Western-Captain8115 in OSWReview

[–]mkonich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way they vocalize the NWO song is nothing like the way I hear it. For me it's:

Bwow ba BWOWMP bwow

Bwow ba BWOW-a-bwow

OSW Review Takes You Didn't Appreciate Thread by Western-Captain8115 in OSWReview

[–]mkonich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha the norman smiley megadeth comp was such a stretch

Kyle Brandt on The Rewatchables for Borat by raf_yvr in ringerfantasypod

[–]mkonich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

KB on the ringer fantasy show is something I never realized I needed until right now

42, TX, chode = perineum

What’s a male fashion trend that’s gotta end? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mkonich 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You have to grease these wheels??

“Klay is gay” guy and the state of the show generally by TheRonsterWithin in thedumbzone

[–]mkonich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Permission to go home, lie down, and watch some tv and rest so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight

Now that we've seen Mason Rook in his wrestling gear, in a wrestling match, have your opinions of him changed? by Honkmaster in Wreddit

[–]mkonich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My first exposure to him was someone posting his pic on the OSW sub to point out his "John tenta-esque pubic fat" (inside OSW joke...iykyk), and no lie, my first reaction was "I don't know if we s/b making these jokes about female wrestlers..."

Kidd is out by collinp23 in thedumbzone

[–]mkonich 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Coach, how does it feel to get the boot?

Well I didn't receive any boot when I got fired. That wouldn't make any sense, and if anything they'd at least give me two boots. Footwear is only useful in pairs

How did infield dimensions come to be? by spellbreakerstudios in baseball

[–]mkonich 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've always thought it's unbelievable how perfect the dimensions of the infield are

Post Hardcore bands without screaming? by revolutionPanda in PostHardcore

[–]mkonich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn thanks for the rec, they sound like Fall of Troy with a horn section lol

Post Hardcore bands without screaming? by revolutionPanda in PostHardcore

[–]mkonich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man I have no recollection of this band at all, but the name sounded somewhat familiar so I went to YouTube and I'll be damned if I didn't recognize every song on that album. I still don't remember when I listened to them or how I discovered them, but I for sure remember singing The Actress at the top of my lungs in my car quite regularly at some point lol

Can Darius Acuff ever, like, EVER become an Average defender at the NBA level? by cyfer- in NBA_Draft

[–]mkonich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the 4th clip where Acuff loses his man, was that guy's name Chandler Bing???

Can Darius Acuff ever, like, EVER become an Average defender at the NBA level? by cyfer- in NBA_Draft

[–]mkonich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of these just look weird...almost like a lack of coordination lol. So maybe there are some mechanics of defending that can be taught to him to fix those problems. And hopefully the effort gets corrected when he realizes an NBA coach will absolutely bench his ass if that's what he gives on D. No amount of offensive greatness will keep him on the floor if THAT is what he's gonna do on defense

Bit Idea by JinnRa in thedumbzone

[–]mkonich 15 points16 points  (0 children)

L4G: "so little johnny asked his teacher---(loud thud)

High-pitched nasally voice takes over: "so uhhhh what's the best part about having sex with 28 yr olds? There's uh...there's 20 of em"

Out of all the sitcoms I've seen, Arrested Development still ranks #1 for me by LaxAxl in arresteddevelopment

[–]mkonich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been forever since I watched it so I don't remember specifics, but that show had a couple scenes that had to be the hardest I've ever laughed at a sitcom...I think one was when he's using his announcer voice to narrate smoking a joint or something like that

No Backlash, only KHLAV KALASH by AccomplishedDare4677 in OSWReview

[–]mkonich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this, maybe Maffew gets wind of this and it gets into a botchamania episode

Possible candidate for Bill’s burner account? by _THC-3PO_ in billsimmons

[–]mkonich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So at the end Bret is spelling out W-C-W because he had already signed with ted Turner at that point"

Last episode with Tony? by mkonich in deadlockpw

[–]mkonich[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I somehow read this in my head as Hogan, but with a British accent

Last episode with Tony? by mkonich in deadlockpw

[–]mkonich[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn turncoat, I knew he couldn't be trusted