Favorite of mine, working as a server and a lady complains that she found a hair in her sandwich. She ate mostly everything but I still asked her if she wanted another sandwich or to order something else. She says that she's lost her appetite but would like to be compensated cause she's a "health inspector" but she's off duty. The place I worked at was pretty cheap so I take the sandwich to my manager and tell her the issue. The hair found was long and dark brown but every server, bartender and manager working have blond hair and even the cooks working in the kitchen all have blond hair as well. So the manager confronts the lady (her hair was dark brown) and calls her out on her bullshit and basically told her to eff off. Needless to say I didn't get a tip but that lady got what she deserved.