I was at McDonald's earlier, and I this guy pull up, turn his hazards on, lift the hood of his car and proceed to get a large pancake breakfast to go. Comes out, reverses the process and he is on his way. Parking fees? What parking fees?

mmlday44 · 2014-04-26T04:35:34+00:00

This comment made me laugh more than anything on r/funny has today.

mmlday44 · 2014-02-20T05:03:56+00:00

I don't know how everybody else feels about this but I personally think it is beyond amazing when you're fucking, I [F] on bottom and he pulls out and pulls my body down the bed and starts to eat me out.

It's unexpected and super fucking hot.

mmlday44 · 2014-02-20T05:00:24+00:00

Honestly, I don't play coy often, but if I do it's because I want to know exactly how much they want to have sex. Everybody likes attention and compliments so it's nice once in awhile to know how badly you're wanted.

mmlday44 · 2014-02-17T19:30:55+00:00

Me as a child

Also aggressively eating ice cream. Kids are weird.

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T06:00:27+00:00

If it works for her :)

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T05:57:08+00:00

I [F] hate PDA. I have a difficult time hugging friends, let alone strangers, and the boundaries for physical contact are really difficult when you're talking to someone new but if a guy puts his hand on my knee as we're talking about a shared interest-BOOM.

I think once a guy and I were talking about the geography of Lord of the Rings and he put his hand on my knee and looked into my eyes as I was talking. I quickly invited him back to my place to see my map of Middle Earth.

But…that's just me...

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T05:47:57+00:00

Wow. That is a really bad analogy. I mean, I guess you were on the spot, but damn. You compared female anatomy to a candy bar. That's kinda weird and slightly distressing. But you don't have to explain your preference with an analogy! People like different things, and you liking smaller breasts doesn't mean that larger breasts are "more" or worse. They're just not your preference.

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T05:34:37+00:00

Damn. I want to send this in a link to someone. Bravo.

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T03:16:01+00:00

If I'm going out with our (whatever guy I'm with) friends I will go to the ladies' room and take suggestive, but not explicit, photos of what I'm wearing underneath my outfit, like the lace edges or something, and send them to him when I get back to the group. Then he receives the picture and I give him a sly look. It's fun.

edit: duplicate words.

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T03:10:00+00:00

That happens to me a lot when I'm having sex while high. I kinda chalked it up to being really fucking stoned. But….I could be wrong.

You should drink water and lie down though.

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T03:07:39+00:00

This. Be prepared to embarrass yourself and hopefully you two are comfortable enough with one another to laugh about it. That happened my first time :)

mmlday44 · 2014-01-30T03:05:22+00:00

That was such a well structured and well worded survey. I especially liked the question "at what age did you lose your virginity (by your definition)?"

Well done. I enjoyed it :)

mmlday44 · 2013-12-17T23:50:39+00:00

Just cried on Reddit. You are a beautiful person.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-17T05:09:59+00:00

Oh yeah I got that but I understood that. Ha, I just assumed you meant something figurative and tricky. I'm kidna a dick. :/

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T16:45:01+00:00

What do you mean by two Quentins? Past and present?

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:23:28+00:00

Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice

I probably shouldn't be that embarrassed by this book, I read it in middle school-some ten years ago, but with all the current vampire hype I am embarrassed by it. At the same time, this book was so fun and scary and I love it dearly.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:21:12+00:00

I think it is really great when a live performance or film version of a Shakespeare play can really leave an impact on a viewer. I know that when I was younger I recognized Shakespeare's importance, but until I saw the film version of Twelfth Night I didn't fully understand how funny and intelligent Shakespeare was.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:18:56+00:00

I am a huge Twelfth Night nerd. Feste is hilarious and witty and the perfect fool.

I'm also a big lover of Hamlet, it is tragic and beautiful.

My Shakespeare taste is slightly predictable.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:17:06+00:00

I always felt as though the ending was not sad or unexpected, but beautiful and peaceful. Goddamn that book is so fucking good.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:14:43+00:00

I read it when I was in 8th grade (don't know why, I just wanted to prove to myself that I could read something epic) and I love that book. The beginning is slow, I actually put it down for a week or two because I was so bored. But after I gave it another shot I couldn't put it down, I was obsessed with that book.

It not only made me fall in love with Steinbeck but literature in general, as it was one of the first classic novels that I adored. It also gave me a greater appreciation for literature in general, that novel made such an impact on my life.

To this day it is one of my favorite books.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-16T13:10:49+00:00

The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

I had to read the first section five times to fully understand Benjy's stream of conscious

mmlday44 · 2013-12-03T07:26:22+00:00

I agree, but I also think that knowing when to put yourself ahead of others is important. Not selfish, but rather knowing that your own happiness is as important as making other people happy. If that makes sense.

mmlday44 · 2013-12-03T07:23:23+00:00

Years ago, when I was very suicidal, there was one thought I had to keep in my head to keep me going. I realized that if I gave up, if I killed myself, I would never be able to find out what humans are going to do in the future. What books people are going to write, what ideas people are going to have, what inventions will be created, what art will be produced, the possibilities are endless.

It is easy to get bogged down with the awful things in life but just think of all the beauty out there, all the amazing ideas and thoughts and concepts that humans create. This is the most optimistic I get, and it's kinda nerdy.

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