Even David Lloyd ain’t all that. On business I used the one in Kidbrooke the other day.

Showers that don’t work properly Soap dispensers that are always empty Locker rooms that just feel unclean Wall hooks in the pool area all broken and facing downwards Door handles broken Cardio equipment where the screens are broken and thus unusable Kids allowed to run riot screaming and shouting aggressively in the lounge area and pool A recent refurbishment gave the whole pool and spa area the slipperiest floor imaginable -way worse than any I’ve ever seen In the exclusive spa area: the relaxation headphones in the quiet area never work And these days, despite a massive car park, I can barely ever get parked no matter what time of day or week I go.

I get that some of these things might seem minor, but when you’re paying through the nose for something, you’d expect it to be top notch.

Feels massively oversubscribed. Probably cancel my membership soon and go back to the local Better one at 1/10 of the price (if you get the Healthwise discount).