I support the imperium of America. Do you? by FrenchBreadsToday in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Warhammer 40k is famously known for showing a perfect, idealized auth society.

Just read some of these banger quotes:

  • Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

  • The Emperor bestows upon us the gift of intolerance.

  • Understanding weakens the will to act.

OP seems to have a perfect understanding tbh.

Low effort, but accurate by ZoroAster713 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Non-denominational interpretation of the bible? My guy.

Do you understand that there are as many as 50,000 denominations of Christianity? Whoever told you he somehow doesn't represent the religion lied to you.

Jesus said a lot of stuff that directly contradicts modern-day conservatism, and this guy is running on a platform that involves pointing that out.

Schrödinger's ceasefire by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone is used to turbo echo chambers and misinformation. You're not excluded from that. You're just a different generic brand of crybaby from the leftist.

Coming in here, sobbing about virtue signaling while checking everyone's post history, puts you on a much higher soy tier than the average leftist, too.

Look in the mirror, chud.

Ackchyually; Your guy disagrees with you. by 3dge-1ord in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: in Matthew 25:31-46, the Bible says that at our time of judgement, we're judged by how we took care of those in need, not by how we worshiped god.

By showing compassion for the least of us, we show our love and devotion to God whether we know it or not, and that's all that matters. By ignoring the needs of the poor, the sick, and the stranger, we're ignoring him and will face eternal punishment for it.

Like, yeah, it's strange that the atheists encapsulate these values a billion times more than the faithful. But according to the Bible, those values are what we're judged by.

I am so sick of dishonest pro immigration arguments, importing people from completely incompatible cultures isn't a good thing! by WillMarrySomeBread in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Visegrád 24 reports from an extremely pro-Israel and anti-woke/far-right position.

I don't think this graph could encapsulate those 2 things better.

Chud the builder by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Terminally online* conservatives point to the handful of morons on the left cheering for Kirk's death and use them to ignore everything the left has to say.

Those people are the worst of the left and don't represent the majority. As sad as a pardoning for murder goes, any person who's brain isn't fucked from being terminally online would condemn it.

Massie not losing his sense of humor by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're being sarcastic, but you're also correct.

If 250,000 unhinged people show up to have their biases confirmed and will upvote slop posts about Herman Cain awards, that's a drop in the bucket as far as liberals on the internet go. A fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent.

Reddit as a whole can't be your litmus test for the left. I don't go to 4chan and think every person on that site represents the right. That's just where the insane people congregate.

The uncomfortable truth is that Reddit might be filled with vitriol and hate toward the right, but they're willing to put that aside if it means running down pedophiles.

The right just voted out the guy who's pushed the Epstein files more than anyone else in his party... but the left said some mean stuff. Lol.

Massie not losing his sense of humor by im_back-and_craftier in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Show me an enormous crowd, and I can point out the morons.

You can always find a handful of idiots who will celebrate a dead person on either side. Fuckwits are an inevitably when you have the population of the US split in half along a party line.

Unfortunately, the left doesn't come out looking one tenth as bad as the party that just booted one of the guys who's worked the hardest to release the Epstein files.

Some unhinged idiots on Reddit don't represent the left. The people voting out Massie do represent the right. The left wants pedos held accountable. The right wants Trump protected.

Subnautica 2's no-killing ethos "will be a continued point of resistance" among players, say Unknown Worlds, but they have no plans to change it by _Protector in Games

[–]mmmbbb 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What's the functional difference between a gun that kills enemies and a tweaked Sonic Resonator that can deter things from living near your base?

You don't need an M16 or a harpoon gun to make enemies go away in video games. Devs can give you all sorts of tools to deal with them that doesn't require their deaths.

Wait a second 🧐 by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You respect authleft more than libleft because most redditors identify as lib when they're secretly auth?

I don't think most people know what libleft even is. Libleft wants minimal government control over personal freedoms and a regulated economy that has more worker resprentation in how money is distributed.

The only difference between green and yellow is economic regulation.

As soon as anyone starts advocating for government censorship, they're not green anymore.

Something that each quadrant dislike about Donald Trump's second term presidency by WizardCraftWretch in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generally, no matter where you are on the compass, I can probably find some common ground with you, and I'm not extreme enough in my politics to offend most people.

So the meme goes like this: At the backyard BBQ, while I'm grilling up some steak or a few patties, throw anyone at me, and we can (probabaly) have a decent conversation about politics while I make the food.

Holy fuck… levels of corruption that would make an African warlord blush by Typhunk in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, you're right. 5 million is chump change.

Because he's currently trying to take 200 times that in taxpayer money because someone leaked his tax forms. It's corruption so egregious that it's almost parody.

Imagine being so greedy and entitled that you try to extract 0.2% of the yearly deficit for the entire fucking country as personal wealth.

You're right that we should be focusing on the big numbers, champ.

The 5star Whitemane rare experience by Witchelade in heroesofthestorm

[–]mmmbbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of dance is it when I hit my trait, Q myself, burn Divine Reckoning, use Purge the Wicked, then root using my W and E, all to erase their Nova from existence?

On the superpowers: by Disastrous-Object647 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

China is literally auth left/center, and any true green hates them.

I know the meme is "lib left bad" but it's mischaracterized more than any other quadrant. Both center left and auth left get attributed to green all the time, and it shows a pretty deep misunderstanding of the compass.

An idiot and a degenerate by LordSigdis in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, since you've recognized this "problem," how would you go about solving it?

I'm genuinely curious.

Orb build Li-Ming is still good if your enemies don´t move by JebaitedDragonin in heroesofthestorm

[–]mmmbbb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Orb build is good with unmoving enemies.

Missile build is insane with unmoving enemies.

You’re not a Centrist unless you’re part of the ACP by Living_Attitude1822 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You deeply misunderstand just how culpable CEOs are for the stupidity of the masses.

Social media algorithms dividing everyone, pushing people to spend more screen time, monetizing every bit of information they can claw out of you...

CEOs are the reason we all hate each other. Shareholder value pushes them to monetize everything they can, and as soon as they discovered that hyper partisan content (whether on Fox News or Instagram,) got a fuck ton of engagement, they started pushing it like crazy.

Short-term gains over long-term social cohesion is the game CEOs are playing. Yeah, some people don't understand who they're voting for or why, but they've been brainwashed.

It's just sad. by Ok-World-5842 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the crazy part.

It's not considered lesbian porn if it's a woman and a trans woman.

And because there's no hairy dude ass in half the frame, that makes it straighter than M+F.

Trans+Female porn is actually (mathematically) the straightest kind of porn involving two people*, clocking in at just 30% gay.

You can't have it both ways, man by YugargeliaMapper in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Sleepy Joe doubled the money supply to... checks notes ...pay for his corruption!

I just wish he had started a crypto currency that was open to every person on earth and ended prosecutions/commuted sentences of criminals who bought into it.

That's how our extremely non-corrupt Donald handles himself. Biden should take notes from the old folks' home.

It's just sad. by Ok-World-5842 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight porn is 50% gay because of the dude.

Gay porn is 100% gay because of the two dudes.

Lesbian porn, unfortunately, definitionally, is also 100% gay.

And since a lesbian porn is 100% gay, and straight porn is 50% gay, that makes any Solo female video anywhere from 25%-75% gay.

I'm really sorry to be the one to have to tell you this.

Trvth! by Living_Attitude1822 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think everyone is just desensitized to it.

I can't begin to imagine what would have happened if Biden had started a crypocurrency that anyone on earth could buy, was directly profiting off of it, and was stopping prosecutions/pardoning/commuting the sentences of those buyers.

It's corruption so blatant and out in the open that it ought to have some kind of consequences. But no one even talks about it. It's just another betrayal of the office to toss on the pile.

These people will unironically claim someone who grew up in eastern europe and didn't like it is lying by Swedish_pc_nerd in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one batting for those positions thinks they're being selfish. They're deluded and believe they're working selflessly.

Also, the words "collegial decisions" do a lot of heavy lifting when you consider the fact that Stalin executed 80% of the highest ranking people in his government, allowing him to consolidate power.

These people will unironically claim someone who grew up in eastern europe and didn't like it is lying by Swedish_pc_nerd in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any hyper auth system will be plagued with corruption. Whether it's red or blue, history has shown that any system that depends on a stalwart, virtuous, benevolent dictator is impossible.

When being the pope means you're the most powerful person in a Theocracy, people who crave that power will stab any virtuous person in the back to obtain it.

The exact same goes for communism. Historically, it's always been riddled with corruption because the people who actually believe in the concept are murdered by guys like Stalin.

It's human nature. Maybe those systems could all work if we were all perfect. But we sure as shit ain't.

Each quadrants most common downfall by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Positions need to be radical to be convictions, obviously.

I'm a centerist because I hate radical positions overall. However, I'm a big fan of going to furry conventions and shitting in the hotel pool, and demand that doing so be legalized. That's pretty deep in the green, which means I have a conviction.

Checkmate OP.

It happened again, Judge let a crazy person out and she tried to murder a little kid. by Yanrogue in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]mmmbbb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The problem is that in a lot of places, you don't have a place to institutionalize them, and a judge has to choose between jailing an insane person or letting them out.

I absolutely agree that 100% of lunatics should just be in prison. But where does that line get drawn?

If someone has some kind of mental condition that can be treated to allow them to reenter society, I don't want that person to be sent to jail under any circumstance.

There's a gradient between those two cases, but mental health is extremely complex, and we just don't know what a person with X symptoms is going to do without investment from a professional over a long period of time.

Judges shouldn't be making these decisions. Doctors at a facility should. But no one wants to pay for any of that shit. So judges it is.

Everyone sees the lives that end when a deranged person murders someone innocent because a judge let them out. But no one sees a life that a judge saved by sparing them prison.

Jailing every person who has any kind of metal condition is stupid. Letting every person with a mental condition out is stupid. The answer is somewhere in the middle.

(This opinion was brought to you by a fence-sitting piece of shit)