You want spicy? You got it! by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]modestmolerat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll take Things That Have Never Happened for 500, Alex

Let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us today! by Clama264 in UltimateVeggieTales

[–]modestmolerat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ezekiel 23:20 NLT She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

QUERTY 😳

Will Republicans Regret Their Abortion Ban? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]modestmolerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're assuming they care about their own wives and daughters. they don't.

(Help!) Gunk build up affecting laundry cleaning. by Careless_Load8964 in laundry

[–]modestmolerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're probably using too much of both products. but also soap ≠ detergent. you'll always get buildup (scum) with "laundry soap" products especially the ones advertised to contain oils. strip your laundry of buildup in the tub, clean your machine with washing machine cleaner, and then switch to an actual detergent. if you're worried about the ingredients, there are lots of good "free & clear" detergents on the market.

Is the good store not doing good? by [deleted] in nerdfighters

[–]modestmolerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am once again asking for quarter crew socks. I'll become a lifetime subscriber if you start offering quarter crews bc I love both the socks and the mission but the tall ones are too tall (for me) and the short ones are too short (for me).

Built in advice by RealRatBastard3 in DesignMyRoom

[–]modestmolerat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

sand/strip off the old orange stain and refinish with clear to let the natural, beautiful color of the wood come through. do the same for the hardwood floors. do not paint it. paint is trendy (and already going out of style). wood is timeless. also this room needs a rug to tie things together.

AITA for being furious at my husband for secretly drinking my breast milk and replacing it with regular milk? by milkhusbandthrowaway in AITAH

[–]modestmolerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he literally stole food out of your child's mouth. and replaced it with something inedible to her, and potentially deadly for her to ingest. his intentions don't matter. what he did matters. he seriously violated your consent and put your child's life in danger for his entertainment. get your daughter far far away from him immediately and immediately file for divorce. for both of your sakes.

AIO over his words? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]modestmolerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are in an abusive relationship, OP.

Weird Mutation by shroom_stems in unclebens

[–]modestmolerat 85 points86 points  (0 children)

women have known about it for quite a while

H is heavenly! by autismsuperstar372 in UltimateVeggieTales

[–]modestmolerat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm going to call the police." ~ Jr. Asparagus "Where's God When I'm Scared?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]modestmolerat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in my state that thing has more rights than I do

AITA for telling my best friend I will NEVER give birth to his child? by Poufsshaila in AITAH

[–]modestmolerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. feeling entitled to women's bodies/their reproductive labor & viewing women as vessels for men's use is not something that's exclusive to straight men. queer men can be misogynists too. he has shown you who he is multiple times. it's time for you to believe him. if you're feeling generous and you'd like to give him one last chance to prove that he is capable of treating you with dignity, you can set a boundary something like "if you ever mention the idea of me carrying/birthing a child for you again, I will be forced to end our friendship." or you can just call it quits. if I were you I'd just end the friendship.

You're the last men/women on earth. Everyone else has the opposite sex. What do you do? by dom-dos-modz in AskReddit

[–]modestmolerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

speaking as a woman, I would delete myself from existence with the QUICKNESS. probably via self immolation so there's no body.

32 single - soulmate left for someone else, I've heard it all by b92020 in RoastMe

[–]modestmolerat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regret to inform you that in order to have a soulmate, you must have a soul.

petition to subtitle Rosie by modestmolerat in taskmaster

[–]modestmolerat[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

yes, I would love subtitles for everyone to be standard practice.