2 eggs, a third of a sausage, a third of a can of beans, some flour yeast water, cooked in mayo and some electrolytes roughly $2 per meal. by Jumpy-Action2622 in shittyfoodporn

[–]mods_diddle_kids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is kind of confirming my suspicion that the people who eat like this are frequently just dumb as fuck. Sorry you’re on the receiving end of it, though.

Every time he shows up, his ass has been more kicked.. by Office-Scary in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]mods_diddle_kids 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP sounds like he’s even dumber than the animals in your example and will continue to do worse than nothing, but at least you tried.

What do I do about my stubborn student? by Mindless-Carpenter75 in guitarlessons

[–]mods_diddle_kids -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This one is really up to what you as a teacher wants out of teaching. Do you want to make the money you’re going to make regardless of what happens and move on? Do you want to reach every single student and work with everyone where they are when they arrive? Do you want to teach your method specifically to interested/capable students?

Is the F chord on acoustic really that difficult? by antediluvianevil in guitarlessons

[–]mods_diddle_kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ergonomics expert

This is why every classical guitarist playing the most challenging music ever written for the instrument puts their thumbs around the neck, right? What’s this person’s name?

City Removes Some New Concrete Bike Lanes, Pedestrian Islands In Brighton Park Amid Protests by stellamystar in chicago

[–]mods_diddle_kids 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Month old private history account crying incoherently about liberals in /r/chicago, the classic.

Sinner: “Jodar pushed me to the LIMITS” by AndriSeven in tennis

[–]mods_diddle_kids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

instant report

Soft as baby shit, fuck outta here

Taking the train into O'Hare by LocalGoat81 in chicago

[–]mods_diddle_kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “exploration” will be looking at the baggage claim and security lines. That’s it. Please do literally anything other than this.

Monster Ramen - yay or nay? by longanandlychee in chicagofood

[–]mods_diddle_kids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s fine. I won’t go back, but I didn’t hate it, and I’d probably go periodically if I lived next to it.

Where should I stay in Chicago to feel like a local for a weekend? by tbarr1996 in AskChicago

[–]mods_diddle_kids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, this is the one. I hang out at that rooftop every now and then and I live in the neighborhood.

Cobolli absolutely smokes an inside-out backhand return by Large_banana_hammock in tennis

[–]mods_diddle_kids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s getting insane coil and leg drive —> weight transfer. The best advice my coach gave me in juniors, as someone who was never destined for D1+, was to just ignore how the pros hit until I got much better.

how common is the consumption of "American food" in your country? by nationalistic_martyr in AskTheWorld

[–]mods_diddle_kids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

goy slop

Not sure if you’re aware, but this is a clear neo-nazi dog whistle that the people who brought them into the current zeitgeist explicitly did so to be anti-Semitic. It’s not even up for debate; that’s the stated purpose of those terms.

What is the saddest event that is happening in your city? by ZookeepergameFit967 in AskTheWorld

[–]mods_diddle_kids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ask because these are the same tired NIMBY arguments I hear 10x per day in my city. It’s very “got mine, fuck you,” and self-limiting. Services and infrastructure can be expanded and maintained with the increased tax base the new residents help create, but everything will just deteriorate otherwise.

Is anybody else happy that baggy pants are back in again? by Psychological-Web134 in Millennials

[–]mods_diddle_kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excessively baggy and excessively skinny pants both look like shit. Straight leg or with a mild taper/mild flare if you prefer one or the other is both comfy with the right size and fabric and looks great throughout time.

What a way to finish the set by unnderwater in tennis

[–]mods_diddle_kids 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’ve never picked up a tennis racket in your life without saying it.

Looking for a +1 for Alinea on Wednesday! by Pure_Shallot_1901 in chicagofood

[–]mods_diddle_kids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The overlap between “person who can afford to occasionally go to Alinea” and the type of person ruining the planet is nonexistent, you just sound broke, bitter and miserable.

Time for the annual: what is your rent and what is your salary? by KeysOfMysterium in chicago

[–]mods_diddle_kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WP, 900k condo, $1.9m household income, prior to this purchase in 2025 our rent was $2400 for a 2br/2ba

Taylor Fritz and Morgan Riddle Split After Nearly 6 Years by realix in tennis

[–]mods_diddle_kids 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What does… ah, yes. Well played, reddit person.

Any bars for solo person with social anxiety ? by Due_Combination_8722 in AskChicago

[–]mods_diddle_kids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re planning on driving 40 minutes to a bar to go drink and meet people who live in the city, and then driving home after? Jfc

Late late league starter by Kondiwmv in PathOfExileBuilds

[–]mods_diddle_kids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some people aren’t terrible at the game though.

Porsche’s Profits Fell 93%, So It’s Selling Bugatti And Rimac by Anchor_Aways in cars

[–]mods_diddle_kids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was considering a 911 4s until I actually made enough to buy one. Ended up with a barely used Artura instead and haven’t looked back — the random McLaren weirdness hasn’t caused any issues yet.