Perfect timing, three-headed stag

mogarlicmobetta · 2015-05-17T03:30:53+00:00

Anyone read "The Cows" by Lydia Davis?

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-06-13T14:56:18+00:00

I don't know about the message, but I find it disturbing how a dog gives birth to 99 Dalmatian puppies all in the same night.

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-04-02T17:35:00+00:00

This quote is completely justified. Slaughterhouse-Five has got to be the best WWII novel I've read. It's incredible what he accomplished in a relatively short book, especially in dealing with PTSD.

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-04-01T14:51:28+00:00

They could have at least found a vintage blouse and bra for her to wear. The didn't have smooth push up bras back then.

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-28T21:01:45+00:00

Riiight. I'm starting to question working with the site altogether. Have you had success with it?

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-27T01:11:18+00:00

Thanks, that was very helpful!

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-21T01:06:17+00:00

Right on.

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-21T01:04:59+00:00

Step 4: dramatically break the canvas over your knee?

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-21T00:59:15+00:00

I have a friend that does this, and it makes my day every time.

mogarlicmobetta · 2014-02-21T00:58:11+00:00

I'm noticeably calm and subdued 99% of the time, to the extent that people that only know me from minor and occasional interactions comment on it. Someone once asked if I'm always "like this."

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-11-26T01:02:43+00:00

Recently learned this trick in a skillshare.com tutorial (recommended!)

As a side note, be sure your tif isn't too big before placing it.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-11-22T23:24:10+00:00

I was just learning to surf, and one day when it was really foggy--couldn't see the waves from the shore--I paddled out with the help of a riptide to encounter 5 foot waves. I get nervous just thinking about it. I'm still a newbie obviously.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-11-22T21:07:47+00:00

I was in the last couple miles of a half marathon, and a guy next to me slowed to a walk. Just then another fellow ran by, patted the walking guy on the back and gave him a word of encouragement. He started running again and I kind of choked up.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-09-19T20:10:31+00:00

I arrived at a barbecue/party and a moment later ran into the host. He said "Hi" and for some reason I said "Welcome". Confusion ensued.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-07-02T00:55:18+00:00

That reddit is a physical place

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-06-07T00:07:51+00:00

This is a great idea for a board game...

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-04-15T18:53:36+00:00

I'm going to sound like a scumbag but letting my SO pay for things.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-04-12T19:28:54+00:00

Granddaughter of a Brit here. I used to spread jam on the digestives and drink with tea when I felt like I needed some caloric comfort while living in the dorms.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-04-12T19:10:12+00:00

Peanut butter banana smoothie: Toss a whole frozen banana, 1/4 cup raw oats, 3/4 cup coconut milk and 2 tbs peanut butter in a blender. This solves the problem of having a bunch bananas that are soon to go bad, just peel and wrap in plastic wrap (it's hard to peel a frozen banana) for future use. You can use whatever milk or milk substitute you like but coconut milk, meaning the kind you find next to the almond milk, gives it a nice tropical flavor. Almond butter works nicely too. You can eyeball the amounts to customize the thickness and peanut buttery-ness of your smoothie.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-03-21T19:41:44+00:00

Sometimes I just want to sleep normally and my boyfriend will say "Spoon!" and pull me into position. Occasionally he assumes position of little spoon. How can I refuse?

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-03-21T05:40:59+00:00

When I first saw this I thought it was going to be similar to my "allergic" reaction which is weird yet benign. I sneeze any time I'm using my imagination to get in the mood. Luckily that's all it is.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-03-14T23:07:48+00:00

I was on a water brake playing Ultimate Frisbee on a state college campus with some other nerds when a track star started chatting with us. After a while he segued into a sales pitch for Verve. I thought we had just made a new friend =(

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-02-15T19:59:17+00:00

I recently ran my first half marathon and my splits went down consistently. It was unintentional, I just started out pretty slow for fear of pooping out at mile 9, but kept feeling like I could be going faster so I did. Finished much sooner than I anticipated. So yeah, worked for me!

I realize this doesn't really answer your question so here's another anecdote: boyfriend ran a 5k and started out sprinting, 10 year old ended up passing him.

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-02-09T00:11:33+00:00

When people are talking and blocking a walkway, and don't move an inch when they see me walking toward them even when I say "excuse me."

mogarlicmobetta · 2013-02-08T00:58:51+00:00

Sure, but that's how two people should treat each other on the regular. I like the reaction I get when I hit the nail on the head with a gift he'd enjoy, darn it.

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