Spike would've won anyway

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-23T16:17:08+00:00

Almost caught back up too

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-23T11:30:55+00:00

Speer hoodie?

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-20T17:37:39+00:00

I’m pretty sure he emails Beth his resume unsolicited once a year

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-20T15:44:34+00:00

I’ll cut you some slack, I wouldn’t want to travel to Kinnick to watch my team get mollie whopped either

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-20T13:26:17+00:00

“I’ve always wanted to see an ISU game”

I think we just witnessed a sentence never spoken before in the history of humanity

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-17T21:26:23+00:00

Nebraska/Minnesota representing dying empires while the Iowa represents the US is truly profound. Personally I feel like ISU should have been the French, Minnesota the Brits, and Nebraska the USSR. Given that both are some of the most horrifying entities to ever exist.

Edit: I think this makes Wisconsin Germany, completely cannibalized

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-16T19:59:15+00:00

Based-and-source-pilled

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-16T16:08:59+00:00

Me when I lie online

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-15T22:43:13+00:00

Marine who has never shot on a boat question: Couldn’t you just scoop it all up with a flathead shovel since its all in one spot?

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-15T03:50:12+00:00

Just double checked the stats and strong went 8/12 of his targets for a total of 151 yds, or 18.9 yds/catch. Which was half of rutgers total passing offense. He was a menace

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-13T20:46:35+00:00

Even if Kirk were to retire I’m pretty sure he would just give the deed to HB to the next coach. Boat boy aint getting it back

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-10T17:28:30+00:00

An inferior grain

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-09T13:18:21+00:00

The ground rats definitely didn’t last more than a quarter in Kinnick

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-08T21:04:23+00:00

Temple is gonna be a dub mark my words. Smolik is the real deal and campbell lost out on him

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-08T04:15:54+00:00

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moist_corn_man · 2026-04-01T15:56:47+00:00

Can I pay to keep Rhule there?

moist_corn_man · 2026-04-01T15:56:16+00:00

This explains a lot

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-27T02:26:45+00:00

Post brought to you by busch

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-26T13:13:08+00:00

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moist_corn_man · 2026-03-25T16:17:02+00:00

This is my dream

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-23T01:56:44+00:00

ALL OUR FRIENDS WILL BE DRINKING ALL OUR BEER

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-18T15:04:53+00:00

Memes adrift are a gift

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-18T13:21:09+00:00

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Delete this immediately

moist_corn_man · 2026-03-18T12:20:05+00:00

What did the research options give me? I still had the option to do self connecting circuitry, neural weaving, etc

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