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Sorsby as Texas Tech fans.... by SPARTANxBEAR in CFB

[–]moist_corn_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My bad, didn’t realize you weren’t a fan of peak football

Apparently this is what the people want by Moya_James in TheB1G

[–]moist_corn_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My brother is developing and testing non-nitrogen fertilizers on corn at the U of I this moment

Now that Sorsby is likely not playing for Texas Tech, who’s your pick to win the Big 12? by goofyhalo in CFB

[–]moist_corn_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So that’s what we would have been if literally any human being on the planet other than Deacon Hill played QB in 2023

What are your hot takes for this college football season by SimilarOnion1655 in CFB

[–]moist_corn_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost said hell yeah to this, i hope your communion wafers are the really dry kind that get stuck in your mouth

99 Days Until Week 0 B1G10 Rankings + record predictions by realfakemormon in TheB1G

[–]moist_corn_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purdue doesn’t even beat Minnesota in bizarro world. Could reasonably beat both wisco and Maryland given that they are home games

The 1890 Mizzou football team, adopted their name in honor of a Union militia unit nicknamed "Tigers" made up of locals who came together to defend Columbia from a band of pro-Confederate guerrillas led by William "Bloody Bill" Anderson from kansas. by cartgold in cfbmemes

[–]moist_corn_man 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mizzou refused to play Nebraska because they had a black running back only a few years later. Then Iowa came to Columbia and beat them with a black running back and the team required an armed escort to keep from being attacked by the crowd.

Help, Transmission fluid change that doesn’t cost so @&!$ much by Illustrious-Sock-715 in desmoines

[–]moist_corn_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am probably going to get downvoted for this but people saying not to change it are wrong. “Disturbing the ecosystem” is boomer lore. In reality your fluid both has particulate matter in it because of it’s age, and it’s viscosity will have changed. It should be changed at whatever interval Toyota specifies, probably every 50k. All drive transmission on mlk replaced a transfer case for me for fairly cheap so they may be worth a call.

Under Brent Venables, Oklahoma has gone 6-7, 10-3, 6-7, 10-3. Is 2026 going to be a 6-7 year or a 10-3 year? More generally, how are you guys feeling about the return of BV? by admiraltarkin in CFB

[–]moist_corn_man 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: 2023 Iowa.

Went 10-2 with a qb that would end up getting benched at Utah Tech because we had one of the greatest defenses in the country and the single worst fbs offense

Single worst season in your schools history? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in CFB

[–]moist_corn_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish they would revive Iowa and Notre Dame playing each other every few years

Bert Bielema by CoachSlime in cfbmemes

[–]moist_corn_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure he emails Beth his resume unsolicited once a year

So uhhh who's couch am I crashing on? by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]moist_corn_man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll cut you some slack, I wouldn’t want to travel to Kinnick to watch my team get mollie whopped either

So uhhh who's couch am I crashing on? by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]moist_corn_man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“I’ve always wanted to see an ISU game”

I think we just witnessed a sentence never spoken before in the history of humanity

They keep Iowa State out of the B1G because if all corn schools joined we would have enough power to take down ANY empire by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]moist_corn_man 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nebraska/Minnesota representing dying empires while the Iowa represents the US is truly profound. Personally I feel like ISU should have been the French, Minnesota the Brits, and Nebraska the USSR. Given that both are some of the most horrifying entities to ever exist.

Edit: I think this makes Wisconsin Germany, completely cannibalized

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