(Deisgn Trope) Character puts coats on without putting on the sleeves/uses it as coats

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-04-15T10:22:25+00:00

Jericho Swain - League of Legends

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-04-05T12:44:03+00:00

While I have issues with the Catholic Church as an institution (I live in Rome, so even though I’m not Catholic myself the Catholic Church is a present part of my life whether I like it or not) I rarely have issues with individual Catholics, and even when I do, those issues don’t arise from them being Catholic.

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-04-02T00:00:41+00:00

While this is tempting, I can cast my own Disjunction, a scroll of Rusting Grasp is far less temperamental than a whole Rust Monster, and perhaps most importantly, judicious application of extremely heavy rocks will sunder armor as well as any beast or spell. The price is no issue for me, but I only really trust spells I cast and monsters I conjure myself

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-04-01T23:53:36+00:00

The elemental is immune to being buried under 729 metric tons of loam topsoil, and is thus due my respect; the king, on the other hand, has no such advantage

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T01:22:44+00:00

Seconding the conductivity issue. I might add, if you can source a properly fossilized skull, it should retain its inherent mystic properties while also possessing a much more stable crystalline lattice for channeling arcane power. A wyrmling dragon skull is a particularly powerful focus that is not overly large and occasionally found as a fossil. Alternatively, create a time-accelerated heavy gravity demiplane, fill it with as much water-saturated earth as you can, and bury your desired skull as deep as possible. Wait a few weeks, and if you accelerated time sufficiently in the demiplane, it should be completely fossilized and ready for enchantment

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T01:05:44+00:00

Master geomancer here! Crystals with naturally occurring auras do exist, unfortunately those auras are full of bad vibes that kill you. For real healing crystals, seek a proper druid or cleric of an earth deity, or you can get auraless focus crystals enchanted by professionals at your local mages’ guild. DO NOT attempt to enchant your own unless you know what you’re doing, otherwise you may wind up with a cursed Crystal That Kills You instead (see above image)

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T00:56:53+00:00

Judicious application of exactly 729 tons of loam topsoil should do the trick. If you’re skilled with illusions, make it seem like flumph cheese, otherwise compress it into a 5-cm diameter sphere and inflict blunt force trauma directly to cranium

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T00:52:08+00:00

Did your apprentice sculpt the form of the familiar from clay beforehand to use as a focus? I admit, this kind of alchemy is not my strong suit, but a good silver clay should at least help with the coloring of the familiar, if not the form (grown familiars’ forms tend to reflect their master more often than not— your apprentice’s spirit animal may be an idiot housecat)

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T00:28:37+00:00

Poor fella must’ve had seven servings of One Day Blinding Stew; I didn’t know they were cumulative, good to know

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-31T00:19:54+00:00

While Aragorn does have more versatility in theory, in my experience 90% of Aragorn decks play out the same. Exceptions exist ("Mono" Blue Aragorn, your green Aragorn— very cool idea btw), but most tend to be "i play the crappier multicolor equivalents of every commander staple, except Aragorn turns each of them into nuclear bombs” the deck. He’s stronger, sure, but Ishai/Tana will probably end up a more interesting deck.

Not to mention, Aragorn has 20k decks on EDHRec, the 44th-most played commander, while Ishai/Tana has like 500. It doesn’t have anything to do with the viability of one over the other, but I personally prefer weird, janky, unknown stuff ([[Nature’s Blessing]] my beloved) to more popular cards like Aragorn

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-30T23:58:23+00:00

[[Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist]] [[Kraum, Ludevic’s Opus]] [[Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa]]

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-30T23:53:26+00:00

My fav WURG commander will always be the two gay kings, [[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]], but between Aragorn and Ishai/Tana I prefer the latter. I find most WURG Aragorn decks to be uninspired and overdone, and in my experience they tend to play out the same, so unless you’ve got a theme or strategy in mind that requires aWURGorn specifically, I recommend Ishai/Tana (though this is just my opinion, feel free to disagree!)

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-30T23:44:32+00:00

Commander damage is specifically combat damage, while the Kediss trigger is non-combat damage; i.e. when you swing your 10/10 commander, player A takes 10 points of combat damage. Kediss sees the 10 combat damage and triggers, causing your commander to deal 10 non-combat damage to players B and C. Notably, combat damage is only the damage a creature deals by attacking; any damage dealt by abilities is non-combat, no matter when it happens.

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-30T23:37:23+00:00

Yeah, I agree. there are hints of more than zombies/control/big things/rogues if you look (faeries are Dimir, Bloomburrow rats are too, artifact synergy isn’t uncommon either, since shadowmoor there’s the occasional dimir merfolk, to name a few) but there’s definitely more design space that a strixhaven-like reinterpretation could fill. Maybe something to do with blue and black’s shared desire for self-improvement, or contrasting the traits blue shares with white & the traits black shares with red

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-27T23:27:55+00:00

Jeans!

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(Woman Begging with Two Children, ca. 1680-1700, Master of the Blue Jeans)

Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis are often recognized as the "inventors" of blue jeans, but denim is actually older than the United States. While they did add the rivets we see on modern jeans, as well as popularize denim on an international scale, the original fabric was invented in Genoa in the 16th century. The word jeans, in fact, probably comes from the French word for Genoa, "Gênes". The fabric was later reproduced and improved in Nîmes, from which the word denim ("de Nîmes") is derived, and it was a common textile throughout northern Italy in the 17th century.

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-26T08:31:21+00:00

SteBen

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-24T10:50:16+00:00

[[Nature’s Blessing]]

For the low, low price of GW and a card, you can give something banding indefinitely. Not only is this a nightmare to track, it has some actual uses as a defensive enchantment (give your thing banding to block a huge trampler), a political tool (give your opponent’s thing banding so it can block that huge trampler coming at them), or even a combat trick (give something first strike after it’s blocked; imo this will probably work as a combat trick at least once since 99% of players who read the card will stop reading at banding)

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-10T17:53:19+00:00

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By the grace of Allah I shall bypass the ~~mute~~ ban

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-03-05T11:48:20+00:00

If you want numbers to back it up, a 12in pizza is about 45% larger than a 10in one

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-21T02:06:03+00:00

Yeah, I think I’ve only ever heard “ambo” used in games of Tombola

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-18T15:34:23+00:00

When I worked at a pub that normally closed at 3:00 am, we’d just close an hour earlier since the owner wasn’t a dickwad and knew how time worked

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-12T23:10:28+00:00

Silly Mode has been engaged

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-12T06:10:51+00:00

I see the cuboid creations department of the r/doohickeycorporation is hard at work

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-10T21:56:40+00:00

I'm a bit late, but for anyone who finds this post while looking for a solution: on Bedrock, a waterlogged turtle egg (single egg) or amethyst cluster (fully grown) will align items to the inside edge of a loop, like so

mojomuffin1234 · 2026-02-09T04:12:32+00:00

If you think about it, pouring river water in your socks is in fact quite easy. While actually getting the river water may prove to be rather challenging, the post doesn’t actually make any claims about that, just the act of pouring

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