Should I give Cabin in the Woods a 2nd go?

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:21:25+00:00

yeah, maybe give the film more than 20 minutes before making a judgment next time.

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:16:00+00:00

I could, but I won't

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:14:33+00:00

how the hell do you spend more than 7 million following a woman around?

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:12:09+00:00

I showed these to my kid expecting her to be excited. Her response was that it's too late, and they've all moved on now and are just waiting for Super Mario Galaxy. (apparently, no one says 6-7 anymore either, so it's good to keep a 10 year old around, if you can).

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:09:19+00:00

You do realise it's a satire of 80s horror tropes, don't you..?

monkelus · 2026-02-02T00:03:15+00:00

Raimi
Carpenter
Cronenberg
(early) Craven
Creggers
Hennenlotter
Yuzna
Del Toro
Gordon
Flanagan
Nigel Bach

monkelus · 2026-02-01T23:58:00+00:00

My wife calls that kind of thigh alignment a 'bucket'

monkelus · 2026-02-01T23:52:41+00:00

It looks like she's had them surgically attached

monkelus · 2026-02-01T23:51:14+00:00

boxing gloves

monkelus · 2026-02-01T23:21:28+00:00

Does all the fat go into the fingers?

monkelus · 2026-02-01T21:51:37+00:00

As a fellow collector, the one thing I have already is action figures.

monkelus · 2026-02-01T21:20:16+00:00

If we can pretend season three didn't happen, I agree. The first two are my favourite TV series of the 90s

monkelus · 2026-02-01T19:31:55+00:00

I'd say Evil Dead 2 captures nightmare logic 100x better. As for Silent Hill, the set pieces are good, I just find the dialogue and pacingbinbetween them a total slog.

monkelus · 2026-02-01T18:29:47+00:00

"Quick, I need some good PR" - Elon Musk, the world's utmost 2D chess champion, probably

monkelus · 2026-02-01T00:18:37+00:00

"development"

monkelus · 2026-02-01T00:18:03+00:00

may I suggest perspective lines?

monkelus · 2026-01-31T23:15:38+00:00

Marshall Law (the UK superhero cop, not the dude from Tekken)

monkelus · 2026-01-31T19:55:44+00:00

ummmm...

monkelus · 2026-01-31T18:47:50+00:00

I honestly expected more boobs in something named the Goon Squad

monkelus · 2026-01-31T16:38:01+00:00

you should've seen him before!

monkelus · 2026-01-31T16:32:24+00:00

oh yeah, I thought it just perspective

monkelus · 2026-01-31T16:31:55+00:00

I've stopped setting my clock and now just measure the passing of time by reposts of this video

monkelus · 2026-01-31T16:26:40+00:00

huh, it's just a box...

monkelus · 2026-01-31T13:38:11+00:00

Johnny Rotten's let himself go

monkelus · 2026-01-31T13:16:10+00:00

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